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Since: 23.7.02
From: Indiana

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#1 Posted on
Much has been made about the commentators over the years. And recently many have been critical of the commentators for both WWE and NWA:TNA. My question for you is, who would you like to see announcing today? The only restriction is that they must still be alive.



After listening to all that has been said... I still prefer the sound of my own voice.
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Since: 8.5.02
From: San Diego, CA

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#2 Posted on
Mean Gene and Jesse "The Body" Ventura, since they both have to be alive. Gene could always get a story over, and Jesse is Jesse... "Give me a break, Gorilla!"



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Since: 9.7.02
From: San Diego, CA

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#3 Posted on
3 words...

LORD ALFRED HAYES
SmooveK
Goetta








Since: 27.6.02
From: Fukushima, Japan

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#4 Posted on
The 3 man team of Joey Styles, Cyrus, and Larry Rivera.

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Chico Santana
Boudin rouge








Since: 2.7.02
From: Jaaaaamacia Mon, No Problem.

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#5 Posted on
Joey Styles and "The Brain"



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Scrapple








Since: 11.7.02
From: MD

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.09
Just for shits and giggles, the combination of...

Tony Schiavone, Mike Tenay and DENNIS MILLER!!!

I'm just kidding....really. Though could you imagine Dennis Miller on Raw: "He hit Regal so hard that Hawley and Smoot lost their tariff!"
Axl Stradlin
Weisswurst








Since: 6.8.02
From: Lexington, Kentucky

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#7 Posted on
Lord Alfred Hayes was nightmarishly bad, and Gene was never good with play by play. And I personally always got a "small time" vibe from Joey Styles, but that's probably just a matter of taste.

For my money, the best three man team would be Jim Ross circa 1989-1992 (playing the face broadcaster), Bobby Heenan circa 1991 (blindly supporting the heels), and Mike Tenay, '96-'97 (The professor).



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Since: 1.8.02
From: Huntington Beach, CA

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#8 Posted on
Michael Cole and the Brain- But MC needs just a little more confidence to be able to hang with the Weasel....



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Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

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#9 Posted on
RAW: Since they're trying to turn it into Nitro anyways... Jim Ross, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Stevie Ray

SmackDown: Joey Styles & Tazz



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Torchslasher
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Since: 17.1.02
From: New F'n Jersey

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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.44
"The 3 man team of Joey Styles, Cyrus, and Larry Rivera."

Larry Rivera? SURELY YOU JEST! I have never heard a more unintentionally funny announcer, a guy who is so bad he is truly hilarious.

Anyways, I would have Joey Styles, Bobby Heenan, and Mike Tenay.



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Scooter Trash
Blutwurst








Since: 23.7.02
From: Indiana

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#11 Posted on
I think a tandem of The Body and the Brain constantly antagonizing Jim Ross would be entertaining enough regardless of what is going on in the ring. But I do like Axl's choice.



After listening to all that has been said... I still prefer the sound of my own voice.
SmooveK
Goetta








Since: 27.6.02
From: Fukushima, Japan

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#12 Posted on

    Originally posted by Torchslasher
    "The 3 man team of Joey Styles, Cyrus, and Larry Rivera."

    Larry Rivera? SURELY YOU JEST! I have never heard a more unintentionally funny announcer, a guy who is so bad he is truly hilarious.

    Anyways, I would have Joey Styles, Bobby Heenan, and Mike Tenay.



Actually, it's intentionally hilarious. The real guy sounds nothing like that. And he's absolute GOLD when commentating a bad match (which is often).

-K



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Since: 22.5.02
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#13 Posted on
joey styles and bobby heenan......can you imagine the NOISE?

joey and cyrus rock my world
The Psycho Pirate
Chorizo








Since: 31.3.02
From: Earth-Three

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#14 Posted on

Mike Tenay and Alphonso Morales.



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ThreepMe
Morcilla








Since: 15.2.02
From: Dallas

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#15 Posted on

    Originally posted by Chico Santana
    Joey Styles and "The Brain"


Here here, good chap.

Bring in Cyrus every now and then to shake it all up.



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Frankfurter








Since: 13.7.02
From: Austin

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#16 Posted on
Jim Ross, Bobby 'the Brain' Heenan, and the Juice, Juventud Guerrera.

EDIT: Yep... seriously entertained just thinking about that one...

(edited by GRL on 7.8.02 1656)
El Nastio
Banger








Since: 14.1.02
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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.33
RAW: Ross and The Brain.
Smackdown!: Tenay and Tazz




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J. Kyle
Banger








Since: 21.2.02
From: The Land of Aloha

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#18 Posted on
http://jkyle.com says:



Raw:Ross and Heyman
SD:Tenay and Heenan
Velocity:Loyd and Disqo
Heat:Joey and Sanders



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Since: 2.1.02

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#19 Posted on
J.R. and Stone Cold Steve Austin



Mild Mannered Madman
Toulouse








Since: 1.3.02
From: Westminster, CA

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#20 Posted on
I really REALLY miss Konnan's and Stevie Ray's commentary.
"TO-NEE! I GOTTA AX YOU A QUESTION!"
Although Stevie Ray would then follow some bullshit up with some insightful thought, which was really cool.

Anyways...

Best PbP:
Jim Ross (1989 - 1998)
Gordon Solie (Lifetime)
Scott Hudson (1999 - 2001)

Best Color:
Jesse Ventura (1987 - 1989)
Paul E. Dangerously (1989)
Bas Rutten (PRIDE Fighting Championship )
Bobby Heenan (Lifetime)
Jim Cornette (Lifetime)
Shane Douglas (1998)
Tazz (2002)
Al Snow (2001-2002)

Best possible teams today:
(With split, and with people under contract)

Raw: Jim Ross & Jim Cornette

Heat: Jonathan Coachman & Raven

Smackdown: Michael Cole & Tazz

Velocity: Michael Cole & Al Snow

NWA-TNA: Mike Tenay & Ricky Steamboat

Worst Commentators: Steve McMichael, Rod Bartlett, David Crockett, Lee Marshall, David McLane




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