Scooter Trash Blutwurst Since: 23.7.02 From: Indiana Since last post: 601 days Last activity: 19 hours # 1 Posted on 7.8.02 1415.10 Much has been made about the commentators over the years. And recently many have been critical of the commentators for both WWE and NWA:TNA. My question for you is, who would you like to see announcing today? The only restriction is that they must still be alive. After listening to all that has been said... I still prefer the sound of my own voice. Promote this thread!
mountinman44 Sujuk Since: 8.5.02 From: San Diego, CA Since last post: 2831 days Last activity: 1146 days # 2 Posted on 7.8.02 1424.56 Mean Gene and Jesse "The Body" Ventura, since they both have to be alive. Gene could always get a story over, and Jesse is Jesse... "Give me a break, Gorilla!" "Young lady, in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" - Homer Simpson Rest in Peace, Chick.
RawLo Salami Since: 9.7.02 From: San Diego, CA Since last post: 5285 days Last activity: 4530 days # 3 Posted on 7.8.02 1446.55 3 words... LORD ALFRED HAYES
SmooveK Goetta Since: 27.6.02 From: Fukushima, Japan Since last post: 5334 days Last activity: 5023 days # 4 Posted on 7.8.02 1448.16 The 3 man team of Joey Styles, Cyrus, and Larry Rivera. -K See the newly minimalisticated SmooveK.com today. Smoove Komics, pictures, and submit your loyalty to SmooveLand. It's everything you've ever wanted in a website, exactly! Newest additions to site: July 31 2002 in Smoove Komic
Chico Santana Boudin rouge Since: 2.7.02 From: Jaaaaamacia Mon, No Problem. Since last post: 5634 days Last activity: 5632 days # 5 Posted on 7.8.02 1457.16 Joey Styles and "The Brain" "SAL BANDINI, WANNA WRESTLE?"
Grimis Scrapple Since: 11.7.02 From: MD Since last post: 2849 days Last activity: 1304 days # 6 Posted on 7.8.02 1458.13 | Instant Rating: 2.09 Just for shits and giggles, the combination of... Tony Schiavone, Mike Tenay and DENNIS MILLER!!! I'm just kidding....really. Though could you imagine Dennis Miller on Raw: "He hit Regal so hard that Hawley and Smoot lost their tariff!"
Axl Stradlin Weisswurst Since: 6.8.02 From: Lexington, Kentucky Since last post: 6019 days Last activity: 5984 days # 7 Posted on 7.8.02 1510.44 Lord Alfred Hayes was nightmarishly bad, and Gene was never good with play by play. And I personally always got a "small time" vibe from Joey Styles, but that's probably just a matter of taste. For my money, the best three man team would be Jim Ross circa 1989-1992 (playing the face broadcaster), Bobby Heenan circa 1991 (blindly supporting the heels), and Mike Tenay, '96-'97 (The professor). "If I was any more rock, I'd be made of cement."
Pool-Boy Lap cheong Since: 1.8.02 From: Huntington Beach, CA Since last post: 2895 days Last activity: 295 days
ICQ: # 8 Posted on 7.8.02 1513.57 Michael Cole and the Brain- But MC needs just a little more confidence to be able to hang with the Weasel.... Craig Reade "Pool Boy" Chris Jericho stole my beard. That is right, I had it first.
Freeway Scrapple Since: 3.1.02 From: Calgary Since last post: 1885 days Last activity: 1572 days # 9 Posted on 7.8.02 1516.24 RAW: Since they're trying to turn it into Nitro anyways... Jim Ross, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Stevie Ray SmackDown: Joey Styles & Tazz "That's what the Internet is for, slandering others anonymously" Banky Edwards (Jason Lee), Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back "Smile." Maguire (Jude Law), Road to Perdition "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" The President (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Bomb
Torchslasher Knackwurst Since: 17.1.02 From: New F'n Jersey Since last post: 148 days Last activity: 89 days # 10 Posted on 7.8.02 1536.28 | Instant Rating: 6.44 "The 3 man team of Joey Styles, Cyrus, and Larry Rivera." Larry Rivera? SURELY YOU JEST! I have never heard a more unintentionally funny announcer, a guy who is so bad he is truly hilarious. Anyways, I would have Joey Styles, Bobby Heenan, and Mike Tenay. "Oh would you stop being all stealthy and just get in the truck"- Tom Servo
Scooter Trash Blutwurst Since: 23.7.02 From: Indiana Since last post: 601 days Last activity: 19 hours # 11 Posted on 7.8.02 1539.25 I think a tandem of The Body and the Brain constantly antagonizing Jim Ross would be entertaining enough regardless of what is going on in the ring. But I do like Axl's choice. After listening to all that has been said... I still prefer the sound of my own voice.
SmooveK Goetta Since: 27.6.02 From: Fukushima, Japan Since last post: 5334 days Last activity: 5023 days # 12 Posted on 7.8.02 1554.50 Originally posted by Torchslasher "The 3 man team of Joey Styles, Cyrus, and Larry Rivera." Larry Rivera? SURELY YOU JEST! I have never heard a more unintentionally funny announcer, a guy who is so bad he is truly hilarious. Anyways, I would have Joey Styles, Bobby Heenan, and Mike Tenay. Actually, it's intentionally hilarious. The real guy sounds nothing like that. And he's absolute GOLD when commentating a bad match (which is often). -K See the newly minimalisticated SmooveK.com today. Smoove Komics, pictures, and submit your loyalty to SmooveLand. It's everything you've ever wanted in a website, exactly! Newest additions to site: July 31 2002 in Smoove Komic
capnevbo Longanisa Since: 22.5.02 From: Parts Unknown Since last post: 6012 days Last activity: 5777 days # 13 Posted on 7.8.02 1605.30 joey styles and bobby heenan......can you imagine the NOISE? joey and cyrus rock my world
The Psycho Pirate Chorizo Since: 31.3.02 From: Earth-Three Since last post: 5906 days Last activity: 5633 days # 14 Posted on 7.8.02 1620.54 Mike Tenay and Alphonso Morales. You're all so WONDERFUL. Why did they ever have to remove you from the continuity? You'd have made for MARVELOUS stories. You WILL make marvelous stories. And the FIRST story of the new world will be a story of REVENGE! -- The Psycho Pirate, Animal Man 23, May 1990.
ThreepMe Morcilla Since: 15.2.02 From: Dallas Since last post: 5281 days Last activity: 4940 days # 15 Posted on 7.8.02 1724.43 Originally posted by Chico Santana Joey Styles and "The Brain" Here here, good chap. Bring in Cyrus every now and then to shake it all up. I would like to congatulate Al Snow on his contact with La-Z-Boy. Because we all know Al doesn't sell chairs. - Mick Foley Make sure to check out ThreepMe's Website of Fun
GRL Frankfurter Since: 13.7.02 From: Austin Since last post: 22 days Last activity: 22 days # 16 Posted on 7.8.02 1855.55 Jim Ross, Bobby 'the Brain' Heenan, and the Juice, Juventud Guerrera. EDIT: Yep... seriously entertained just thinking about that one... (edited by GRL on 7.8.02 1656)
El Nastio Banger Since: 14.1.02 From: Ottawa Ontario, by way of Walkerton Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days
ICQ: # 17 Posted on 7.8.02 1932.37 | Instant Rating: 7.33 RAW: Ross and The Brain. Smackdown!: Tenay and Tazz "D-Von actually gets his head stuck up Rikishi's _ss and I am filled with love. love for wrestling. love for you. a love so true. like a perfect love. like a man and a woman. like a true wrestling fan and his or her love for CHRIS MOTHER____ING BENOIT." - DEAN RASMUSSEN, Workrate Report 8/1/2002
J. Kyle Banger Since: 21.2.02 From: The Land of Aloha Since last post: 219 days Last activity: 202 days # 18 Posted on 7.8.02 2014.18 http://jkyle.com says:
Raw:Ross and Heyman SD:Tenay and Heenan Velocity:Loyd and Disqo Heat:Joey and Sanders M M P S Member ---- VISIT SMARKTOWN! ---- Enter the Geekdom
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BigDaddyLoco Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 Since last post: 94 days Last activity: 93 days # 19 Posted on 7.8.02 2122.20 J.R. and Stone Cold Steve Austin
Mild Mannered Madman Toulouse Since: 1.3.02 From: Westminster, CA Since last post: 2049 days Last activity: 1767 days # 20 Posted on 8.8.02 0622.34 I really REALLY miss Konnan's and Stevie Ray's commentary. "TO-NEE! I GOTTA AX YOU A QUESTION!" Although Stevie Ray would then follow some bullshit up with some insightful thought, which was really cool. Anyways... Best PbP: Jim Ross (1989 - 1998) Gordon Solie (Lifetime) Scott Hudson (1999 - 2001) Best Color: Jesse Ventura (1987 - 1989) Paul E. Dangerously (1989) Bas Rutten (PRIDE Fighting Championship ) Bobby Heenan (Lifetime) Jim Cornette (Lifetime) Shane Douglas (1998) Tazz (2002) Al Snow (2001-2002) Best possible teams today: (With split, and with people under contract) Raw: Jim Ross & Jim Cornette Heat: Jonathan Coachman & Raven Smackdown: Michael Cole & Tazz Velocity: Michael Cole & Al Snow NWA-TNA: Mike Tenay & Ricky Steamboat Worst Commentators: Steve McMichael, Rod Bartlett, David Crockett, Lee Marshall, David McLane We're all mad here... I'm mad... You're mad... Pages: 1 2 Next