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waffleking
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Since: 2.10.02
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#1 Posted on
Looks like the 4 Horsemen group will be called "The Evolution".

So my question is which one of you people are going to be the first to photoshop the cover of Darwin's "The Origin of Species" with Triple H as an ape man?
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#2 Posted on
I like the name/group. Now if Randy Orton finds some way to become the leader, I'll "LOVE" it.



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#3 Posted on
I love the strange subliminal message in JR's comments when Triple H said he has become everything Flair was.



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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
Their entrance music damn well better be Pearl Jam's "Do the Evolution."

(edited by ManiacalClown on 3.2.03 2104)


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fuelinjected
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Since: 12.10.02
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#5 Posted on
Triple H is everything Flair was minus the charisma, wrestling ability, mic skills, broomstick carry jobs, and style.
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Since: 6.8.02
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#6 Posted on
Wouldn't Triple H be the opposite of evolution since he is Neanderthal man and all?





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Since: 17.6.02
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#7 Posted on
Wow, I think we've found a new way to poke fun at Trippulaytch. From now on, instead of:

"OMG TRIPLE H HOLDS DOWN EVERYTHING LOLZ!"

We'll be hearing:

"OMG TRIPLE H IS A CAVEMAN LOLZ!"





THIS COULD BE YOU!

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Since: 1.3.02
From: Westminster, CA

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#8 Posted on

    Originally posted by waffleking
    Looks like the 4 Horsemen group will be called "The Evolution".




Well, that explains the possible HHH/Nova (why Mike Bucci had to cut his hair) confusion. Seeing how Trips stole his team name.





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#9 Posted on

    Originally posted by fuelinjected
    Triple H is everything Flair was minus the charisma, wrestling ability, mic skills, broomstick carry jobs, and style.


Wait, then so is my dog! Did they evolve into humans? No? Ah well.



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Since: 3.1.02
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#10 Posted on
Evolution... Well, it could have been worse ;)



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Since: 13.7.02
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#11 Posted on

    Originally posted by Texas Kelly
    Evolution... Well, it could have been worse ;)


Right. They could have used the Horseman name.

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Since: 28.4.02
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#12 Posted on
I actually agree with Scott Keith on this one - isn't Evolution the opposite of Degeneration? That's actually a kinda clever name.




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#13 Posted on

    Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard
    I actually agree with Scott Keith on this one - isn't Evolution the opposite of Degeneration? That's actually a kinda clever name.
The opposite of degeneration is regeneration!

(The opposite of evolution is...devolution, I guess)



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Since: 15.1.02
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#14 Posted on
Unsure about the name myself. But judging from the promo form last night, sounds promising.





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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

    Originally posted by The Great Thomas
    Wow, I think we've found a new way to poke fun at Trippulaytch. From now on, instead of:

    "OMG TRIPLE H HOLDS DOWN EVERYTHING LOLZ!"

    We'll be hearing:

    "OMG TRIPLE H IS A CAVEMAN LOLZ!"



Yes, thank you for that.



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Since: 21.11.02
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#16 Posted on
Evolution? The only thing that Orton and Batista will evolve into is jobbers for HHH when this group runs its course and HHH the Caveman needs fresh hosts to continue his evolution into the biggest cancer wrestling has ever seen.



So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Ringmistress
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Since: 15.1.02
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#17 Posted on

    Originally posted by Wpob
    Evolution? The only thing that Orton and Batista will evolve into is jobbers for HHH when this group runs its course and HHH the Caveman needs fresh hosts to continue his evolution into the biggest cancer wrestling has ever seen.


Sorry to bust your bubble, Wpob, but that cancer label is reserved for Stephanie's voice.

Ringmistress



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Since: 2.1.02
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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.41

Just for a second last night, I thought HHH was going to turn on Flair.

Also, with Flair running his fingers through his hair and his rumpled tie, all I could think of Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen Ross.

I don't care what they call themselves as long as it doesn't start with Four and end in Horsemen.



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HrdCoreJoe
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Since: 29.4.02
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#19 Posted on
What if it started with "Faces of" and ended in "Fear 2003"?



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Wpob
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Since: 21.11.02
From: Williston Park, NY

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#20 Posted on

    Originally posted by Ringmistress

      Originally posted by Wpob
      Evolution? The only thing that Orton and Batista will evolve into is jobbers for HHH when this group runs its course and HHH the Caveman needs fresh hosts to continue his evolution into the biggest cancer wrestling has ever seen.


    Sorry to bust your bubble, Wpob, but that cancer label is reserved for Stephanie's voice.

    Ringmistress



Ringmistress,

Stephanie's vocie and what she has done to destroy wrestling is nothing comparted to Captain Caveman. He is the true disease and I don't think there is a cure.



So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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