| Name | Real Name | Age | Yrs Pro |
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| Abyss | Chris Parks | 37 | 16 |
| Anarquia | Matt Barela | 36 | 12 |
| Mr. Anderson | Kenneth Holmes | 35 | 12 |
| Kurt Angle | Kurt Angle | 42 | 13 |
| Austin Aries | Daniel Solwold Jr. | 33 | 11 |
| Eric Bischoff | Eric Bischoff | 56 | 24 |
| Jeremy Borash | Jeremy Borash | 37 | 11 |
| Traci Brooks | Traci Gurdelman | 36 | 11 |
| Dixie Carter | Dixie Carter-Salinas | 46 | 9 |
| Cookie | Rebecca Treston | 29 | 9 |
| Christopher Daniels | Daniel Covell | 40 | 19 |
| Crimson | Tommy Mercer | 26 | 4 |
| Devon | Devon Hughes | 39 | 19 |
| Pope D’Angelo Dinero | Elijah Burke | 33 | 8 |
| Robbie E | Robert Strauss | 27 | 11 |
| Ric Flair | Richard Fliehr | 62 | 39 |
| Hector Guerrero | Hector Guerrero | 56 | 38 |
| Gunner | Chad Lail | 29 | 10 |
| Jeff Hardy | Jeff Hardy | 33 | 18 |
| Matt Hardy | Matt Hardy | 36 | 19 |
| Christy Hemme | Christy Hemme | 30 | 7 |
| Hernandez | Shawn Hernandez | 38 | 14 |
| Hulk Hogan | Terry Bollea | 58 | 34 |
| Zema Ion | Michael Paris | 24 | 7 |
| Jackie | Jacqueline Moore | 47 | 22 |
| Mickie James | Mickie James | 31 | 13 |
| Jeff Jarrett | Jeff Jarrett | 44 | 25 |
| Karen Jarrett | Karen Smedley-Jarrett | 38 | 4 |
| Samoa Joe | Nuufolao Seanoa | 32 | 12 |
| Kazarian | Frank Gurdelman | 34 | 13 |
| Brian Kendrick | Brian Kendrick | 32 | 12 |
| Angelina Love | Lauren Williams | 29 | 11 |
| Magnus | Nicholas Aldis | 24 | 8 |
| Shannon Moore | Shannon Moore | 32 | 16 |
| Matt Morgan | Matt Morgan | 34 | 9 |
| Murphy | Michael Cole | 34 | 13 |
| Jesse Neal | Jesse Neal | 32 | 3 |
| ODB | Jessica Kresa | 33 | 10 |
| Bully Ray | Mark LoMonaco | 40 | 20 |
| Madison Rayne | Ashley Simmons | 25 | 6 |
| Amazing Red | Jonathan Figueroa | 29 | 13 |
| Bobby Roode | Robert Roode | 34 | 13 |
| Rosita | Thea Trinidad | 20 | 1 |
| Chris Sabin | Joshua Harter | 29 | 11 |
| Sarita | Sarah Stock | 32 | 9 |
| Alex Shelley | Patrick Martin | 28 | 9 |
| Velvet Sky | Jamie Szantyr | 30 | 8 |
| Scott Steiner | Scott Rechsteiner | 49 | 26 |
| Sting | Steven Borden | 52 | 23 |
| James Storm | James Cox | 34 | 14 |
| A.J. Styles | Allan Jones | 33 | 12 |
| Tara | Lisa Marie Varon | 40 | 11 |
| Taz | Peter Senerchia | 43 | 24 |
| Mike Tenay | Mike Tenay | 55 | 17 |
| Rob Terry | Rob Terry | 26 | 4 |
| Miss Tessmacher | Brooke Adams | 26 | 4 |
| SoCal Val | Valerie Wyndham | 25 | 9 |
| Rob Van Dam | Robert Szatkowski | 40 | 21 |
| Don West | Don West | 48 | 9 |
| Douglas Williams | Douglas Durdle | 38 | 18 |
| Winter | Katarina Waters | 32 | 12 |
| Eric Young | Jeremy Fritz | 31 | 13 |
Backgrounds:
College football: Abyss (Ohio University), Hernandez, Ric Flair (University of Minnesota 1969)
College basketball: Matt Morgan (Monmouth College 1996; Chaminade College 1997), Sting
Arena football: Hernandez
College wrestling: A.J. Styles (Anderson College, South Carolina 1997), Kurt Angle (Clarion University 1989-92, 1990 NCAA heavyweight champion, 1991 2nd place NCAA heavyweight tournament, 1992 NCAA heavyweight champion), Scott Steiner (University of Michigan 1983-86, 1986 6th place at 190 pounds, NCAA tournament)NCAA
Freestyle wrestling: Kurt Angle (1987 teenage national champion, heavyweight, 1988 teenage world champion, 220 pounds, 1995 U.S. national champion, 220 pounds, 1992 World Cup 3rd place, 220 pounds, 1995 World Cup, 2nd place, 220 pounds, 1995 U.S. team trials 1st place, 220 pounds, 1995 world championships, 1st place, 220 pounds, 1996 U.S. national champion 220 pounds, 1996 Olympic trials, 1st place, 220 pounds, 1996 Olympics, gold medalist, 220 pounds)
Amateur boxing: Pope D’Angelo Dinero
High school wrestling: James Storm (1995 Tennessee state high school champion, 154 pounds), Kurt Angle (1986 Pennsylvania state championship0s, 3rd place, heavyweight, 1987 Pennsylvania state champion, heavyweight, 1987 U.S. high school champion, heavyweight), Ric Flair (1967 Minnesota state private school champion, heavyweight), A.J. Styles (1995 Georgia state high school champion, 160 pounds, 1996 Georgia state high school state champion, 160 pounds)
Junior Ice Hockey: Bobby Roode
College Ice Hockey: ODB (St. Cloud State University)
Muay Thai kickboxing: Sarita
MMA: ODB (0-1 record)
Competitive bodybuilding: Sarita, Sting, Tara, Rob Terry, ODB
Competitive fitness competition: Tara (1997 ESPN 2 Fitness America, 1st place, 1999 NPC Team Universe 2nd place)
Judo: Douglas Williams, Samoa Joe (California state teenage champion)
Competitive powerlifting: Hernandez
U.S. Military: Mr. Anderson, Gunner, Crimson, Jesse Neal
Cheerleading: Tara (1989 high school All-American)
Modeling: Christy Hemme, Miss Tessmacher, Traci Brooks
Country music singing: Mickie James
Professional dancing: Miss Tessmacher
Bikini contests: Miss Tessmacher (placed in several contests 2008-2009, 2008 Miss Hawaiian Tropics Texas winner)
Television/movies: Christy Hemme (The Man Show), Hulk Hogan, Kurt Angle, Magnus (U.K. Gladiators), Matt Morgan (American Gladiators), Christopher Daniels, Miss Tessmacher (Bikini Destinations)
Lingerie Bowl football: Christy Hemme (2004-2006)
Second generation wrestler: Jeff Jarrett (Jerry Jarrett), Hector Guerrero (Salvador “Gory” Guerrero)
The Big Bossman raised the briefcase.
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|  #2 Posted on 4.8.11 2234.42 | Instant Rating: 6.84 | Murphy's real name being Michael Cole is so perfect that I'm stunned that TNA hasn't jumped on this yet.
So your main eventers are:
-Sting, 52
-Kurt Angle, 42
-Ken Anderson, 35
-Jeff Jarrett, 44
-Rob Van Dam, 40
-AJ Styles, 33
And the biggest storyline in the company is Sting (52) trying to goad Hulk Hogan (58) into one more match. That's...great.
Joe's younger than I thought and that's encouraging for when his contract extension eventually expires. I mean, he wouldn't be so dumb as to actually re-sign with TNA again after how little they've used him since he signed his extension, would he?
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| #3 Posted on 4.8.11 2318.51 | Instant Rating: 2.63 | Traci Brooks and Frankie Kazarian are related?
Forget it Josh... it's Cerebustown. | Wpob
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| #4 Posted on 5.8.11 0014.52 | They are married.
Life is hilariously cruel.
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| #5 Posted on 5.8.11 0023.04 | Instant Rating: 5.87 | Mike Paris and Tommy Mercer are both not horrible sounding names for fighters.
I'm going to be walking in the National Kidney Foundation Kidney Walk in September, and I'm supposed to ask for donations. Links is at http://donate.kidney.org/site/TR/Walk/Wisconsin?px=1851193&pg=personal&fr_id=4180 | wannaberockstar
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| #6 Posted on 5.8.11 0617.54 | Instant Rating: 4.03 | According to Twitter, Amazing Red is no longer with the company: https://twitter.com/#!/AmazingRed1/status/99226169387401216.
Murphy's real name being Michael Cole amused me, too. | Scottyflamingo
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| #7 Posted on 5.8.11 1351.18 | Instant Rating: 2.77 | Didn't realize Daniels was 40. Always picture him in the same group as AJ and Joe. Big duh considering he wrestled during the WCW dying days.
A universal cut of anyone over 45 would help 90% of the problems in the company. Wait, you'd still have Jarrett. | AWArulz
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| #8 Posted on 5.8.11 1834.58 | Instant Rating: 4.73 | This shows Sting as 23 years pro, but it's really more like 26. He and the UW were the Blade Runners in '85 in CWA.
Lotta old guys on this roster.
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