According to Bill Behrens at Wrestlezone.com, Evan Bourne tore his ankle ligaments during the 6-man tag on this week's episode of ECW. He's hoping to rehab as quickly as possible, but it looks like about 4 months on the shelf.
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That *did* look awful nasty last night - I was surprised he continued on with the match instead of laying out and letting Finlay and Hardy cover for him. I was even more surprised there wasn't an injury announcement on wwe.com this morning, but maybe they're hedging to try to see if they could somehow find some way to work around it (which seems insane).
Back in the 80s, my friend Kip used to assume the voice of the Amazing Criswell and make these poo-based predictions for the lives us around him by assuming the role of Turdwellian, seer of the future.