STAMFORD, Conn., January 17, 2012 – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE (NYSE:WWE) has suspended Matthew Korklan (Evan Bourne®) for 60 days effective Tuesday, January 17 for his second violation of the company’s policy.
Poor Kofi. This probably spells the end of Air Boom and @RealAirBoom on Twitter. Who can replace Air Bourne as Kofi's partner? Sin Cara is on the DL so there goes Sin Boom. Rey is on the DL so no Boomyaka 619. Maybe the Funkasaurus can come to his rescue. Funkaboom. Boomasaurus. Somebody Boom His Mama!
Originally posted by John OrquiolaPoor Kofi. This probably spells the end of Air Boom and @RealAirBoom on Twitter. Who can replace Air Bourne as Kofi's partner? Sin Cara is on the DL so there goes Sin Boom. Rey is on the DL so no Boomyaka 619. Maybe the Funkasaurus can come to his rescue. Funkaboom. Boomasaurus. Somebody Boom His Mama!
Jamaican Me Funky would have been perfect. We'd probably have to settled for Controlled Funky now.
I say bring back McGillicutty to team with Kofi. Everything went wrong for him when he stopped being Kofi's McGillibuddy and became The Genesis of McGillicutty, so have him seek out Kofi to get back on the right path. As a bonus, they could be Boom Mike.
Or, if Kofi let McGillicutty pick the name, they could be "The Team Of - Which Is To Say The Pairing, The Unified Pairing As Equal Partners - Of Kofi Kingston And His Tag Team Partner Together With In Concord As A Union Of, Heretofore And Going Forward, As A Team, Together With Mike McGillicutty. And Kofi Kingston".
Originally posted by John OrquiolaPoor Kofi. This probably spells the end of Air Boom and @RealAirBoom on Twitter. Who can replace Air Bourne as Kofi's partner? Sin Cara is on the DL so there goes Sin Boom. Rey is on the DL so no Boomyaka 619. Maybe the Funkasaurus can come to his rescue. Funkaboom. Boomasaurus. Somebody Boom His Mama!
I wonder why they didn't have the title change on RAW, since the wellness policy allows people to appear on TV to be written out or lose their titles before the suspension.
Originally posted by odessastepsI wonder why they didn't have the title change on RAW, since the wellness policy allows people to appear on TV to be written out or lose their titles before the suspension.
They needed to get the mandated rematch out of the way, ASAP.
Preachin' to the choire my man... Was about to post this exactly. Cornette is great, no doubt about it. His mind is one of the best in wrestling, his on air skits are oozing with charisma and brilliance.