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Eddie Famous

Since: 11.12.01
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#41 Posted on
Smackdown GM=Hulk Hogan

George Washington gave his signature
The Government gave its hand
They said for now and ever more that this was Indian Land

"As long as the moon shall rise"
"As long as the rivers flow"
"As long as the sun will shine"
"As long as the grass shall grow"

Aphrodites Reflection

Since: 18.6.02
From: Atlanta GA

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#42 Posted on
No no no, I'm sure it was Maxim hair color for men. I think that is the name of the company who has an ad campaign with the WWE
VK Wallstreet

Since: 18.6.02
From: New York, NY, USA

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#43 Posted on
Hey, I just realized the climax of tonight's Raw was the boss leaving somebody voice mail. What is this, WOW?

¡Azúcar, flores y muchos colores! Estos fueron los ingredientes elegidos para crear a la niñita perfecta. Pero el profesor Utonio agrego accidentalmente otro ingrediente a la formula: ¡la sustancia X! Y así nacieron, ¡las Chicas Superpoderosas! ¡Con sus ultra súper poderes, Bombón, Burbuja y Bellota dedican su vida a combatir el crimen y las fuerzas del mal!
Tom Dean

Since: 30.8.02
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#44 Posted on

    Originally posted by VK Wallstreet
    Hey, I just realized the climax of tonight's Raw was the boss leaving somebody voice mail. What is this, WOW?

If David McLane is the Smackdown GM, I take back every bad thing I ever said about WWE ever.

"How YOU Doin'?"
- Tom Dean, weekly at [slash]
"History is being make-ed... somebody here is getting their head completely shaved off"
- David McLane, PPV opening promo

gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
Mild Mannered Madman

Since: 1.3.02
From: Westminster, CA

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#45 Posted on
Bisch managed to turn me off within a minute. The promo he cut was far too long winded, boring, and pointless. Bischoff isn't going to help ratings. Bischoff isn't going to help the rebuilding process. Bischoff isn't a new direction. He's just something else for Vince to spend money on.

We're all mad here... I'm mad... You're mad...

Since: 18.3.02
From: Hartland, WI

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#46 Posted on
    Originally posted by Jackson
    Thanks to Grecian Formula 16. Along with some twinkies. Lots of twinkies.

He's been hittin' the ho-ho's was my first thought...quickly followed by "Oh Christ...not again!"

It was cool for about 3.2 seconds, until he started talking...and nobody cared.

It's like Vince and NWA/TNA are now having a battle of the has-beens.

So to wrap it up...

The death of the NWO, eh. Now what do they do with Shawn?
Bischoff, Hey! Kinda cool...oh yeah now I remember.
Brockberg turning on Undertaker..zzzzzzzz.

They tried, but it just didn't do anything for me, but I'll watch...and wait...

(edited by cranlsn on 16.7.02 0111)
Sinister Evil

Since: 28.6.02
From: Staten Island, NY

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#47 Posted on
smackdown GM=Ted Turner...


But... that would be insane

Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

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#48 Posted on
Wow... This looks like REALLY should've skipped work for RAW. So, Bisch is back? nWo is dead? The split is getting reworked?'re meaning to tell me that the last five months of TV has been utterly pointless, save for a few cool parts involving Flair, Van Dam, Lesnar, the Dudleyz, the Hardyz, Taker, Angle, Edge, Hogan and the Canadians?

Whoa...that's surreal.

Bart: Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full!
Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.
[the immigrants moan]
-- "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson"

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Boudin rouge

Since: 15.1.02
From: Flatwoods, KY

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#49 Posted on
I would officially like to state that Satan has come to the WWE and he has brought his hair dye of doom with him. At times like these I am reminded of the infamous ballad "Wrestling Pie" by Don McLean. Sing along if you mst:

"Somewhere the Jericho's cried, the Flair's asked why, and wrestling died.

And they were singing Why Why this here Bischoff guy, we left WCW because his money went dry, and now this husky ol boy has come to make my career fry, singing this will be day that wrestling died. this is the day that wrestling died."

Fortelling words for sure. Who knew folk singers could be soothsayers?

I give him 3 months until he puts himself over as the leader of an evil faction and makes me stop watching the WWE for good. On the other hand if he DOES start raiding Smackdown and going with Monday Night War kinda vibe it COULD be interesting, but I just hate the guy. He grates on my very last nerve, much like Stephanie McMahon.

Only time will tell.

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Lap cheong

Since: 7.2.02
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#50 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Outside of that inring promo which just went waaaaay to long, all of his segments were gold for me.

Prime evil of Kaiju Big Battel is very mysterious and expensive doctor.

Since: 2.1.02
From: Oklahoma City

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#51 Posted on
Was it just me, or did anyone else think Bradshaw was going to haze Bischoff during that vignette with Taker?

Eatin' fruit and bein' cool

Since: 11.7.02
From: Pittsburgh, PA

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#52 Posted on
I think that as long as they tell him what to do, instead of the other way around, it'll be ok. Not that there weren't lots of other credible ideas without him.....

Just coincidentally - this is my first post
yay me!

Edit: Yeah, I was waiting for someone to punk him out all show. Bradshaw, Taker, you name it, just someone, anyone, please.

(edited by chazerizer on 16.7.02 0932)

Since: 3.1.02
From: Philly

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#53 Posted on

    Originally posted by Shem the Penman
    She goes to bed, I click over, and there's Eric Fucking Bischoff in the middle of the ring. It's like opening my bathroom door and finding Amelia Earhart and Judge Crater in there playing pinochle.

This is my favorite quote of the month.

"No society has managed to invest more time and energy in the perpetuation of the fiction that it is _moral, sane and wholesome_ than our current crop of _Modern Americans_."
-- Frank Zappa
Nate The Snake

Since: 9.1.02
From: Wichita, Ks

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#54 Posted on
I have, really, three things to say about all of this.

One: Unca Eric looked rather silly. If black were truly a slimming color, he'd have vanished completely. Which would've made the gnashers-of-teeth pretty happy, I'm sure.

B: Bischoff cannot POSSIBLY kill the WWE like he did WCW, simply because he's not writing the checks. Put your shovels down, he can't be any worse than Steph.

Trois: While the opinions are flying, there're a couple I'm really interested in seeing. One's the opinion of Mr. CRZ hisself, but I think we'll be getting that one way or another. The other is Guru Zim's. Don't ask why, I'm mysterious and enigmatic.

...and yes, I did it deliberately, so shush! (:

Kansas-born and deeply ashamed
The last living La Parka Marka: HE raised the briefcase!

Since: 15.2.02
From: Dallas

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#55 Posted on

    Originally posted by Aphrodites Reflection

    I am just upset that I got no closure from Booker T *sniff*. There he is with coach, saying "man, are you sure you're black?" something something Allen iverson style (WTF? had me cracking up) something something Can you dig that........ no payoff. He was holding it too, the crowd was yelling it, and then walks in Eric Bischoff. Darn you Eric Bishoff, for depriving me of my "SUCKA!".

You know, I think it's great that we don't always get our "SUCKA!" It makes it more special.

Remember when Rocky was spewing catchphrase after catchphrase? The audience would finish the sentence for him and he would just stare at the camera. Similar to waht happened last night.

But that aside...


You know, if this angle fails, (if...hehehe) they can put some big glasses on him and have him say, "I loooooove yoooou!"

Since they are re-hashing old gimmicks and what not.

I would like to congatulate Al Snow on his contact with La-Z-Boy. Because we all know Al doesn't sell chairs. - Mick Foley
Guru Zim
SQL Dejection

Since: 9.12.01
From: Bay City, OR

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#56 Posted on
I'll wait and see on this one, but I'm not happy with it. I just don't understand what they are going to do with him. In my opinion, the Vince angle (Evil owner, yadda yadda) is over done... and Bischoff really was just a cheap knock-off of that angle.

If they can come up with something compelling and interesting to do with Bischoff, then I will be happy.

I do like that he is Calling the Big Show Giant. Bring back the Giant!

Your a retarted looser.

Since: 3.1.02
From: USA, USA

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#57 Posted on
I will only be happen if Big Show becomes SMOKING~! Giant once again.

The Bischoff thing must be part of some long-term plan to get WWE fans to start BEGGING for Vince's return.

BTW, Guru, isn't there some information you want to share with us over in the Site Feedback folder? ;)

Elitist - All the Way Live

He's got his own song
And it goes like this...
Guru Zim
SQL Dejection

Since: 9.12.01
From: Bay City, OR

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#58 Posted on
I don't know anything about the home page. I'm not going to speculate.

Your a retarted looser.
Mild Mannered Madman

Since: 1.3.02
From: Westminster, CA

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#59 Posted on
Bruce Mitchell at the Torch says what I'm truly thinking:

"I've got an important revelation for WWE and its writers. Get your face up close to the screen and read the following carefully: All those people in the stands didn't care about Bischoff's brilliant melding of truth and fiction. Neither did the vast majority of people at home. You know why? You know why they paid all that money for parking, for food, for souvenirs, for those tickets? You know why they sat on their hands through Bischoff's speech?

"Because they're wrestling fans. They don't care about ratings wars from five years ago, who threw what in the garbage can back then, or any of it. They want wrestling. They want wrestling stars in wrestling matches that can make them get to their feet and who can cut wrestling promos that make them want to spend more money to see more wrestling shows. That's why only thousands of people subscribe to wrestling newsletters and read the internet sites, but millions buy wrestling shows at much higher prices.

"As long as WWE pushes the producers of the shows (fictional or not) as more important than the WWE Superstars themselves, none of this is going to do a damn thing to turn this company around."


We're all mad here... I'm mad... You're mad...

Since: 3.1.02
From: Philly

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#60 Posted on
Well, at least one of Mick Foley's fondest wishes finally came true. Tommy Dreamer is working for Uncle Eric now.

(Those green suspenders must still be in his closet somewhere...)

"No society has managed to invest more time and energy in the perpetuation of the fiction that it is _moral, sane and wholesome_ than our current crop of _Modern Americans_."
-- Frank Zappa
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