The article felt markish but hey anytime wrestling gets good press is fine by me. It is nice to see someone mention that they enjoy the program rather than rip it apart as a smut filled broadcast.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Hey, any publicity is good publicity, and with a reader base as big as EW has, perhaps ratings may go up a bit next week.
Holden: Judging by the buzz, that movie's gonna make some serious bank. Jay: What buzz? Holden: The internet buzz. Jay: What the f*ck is the internet? [Holden (Ben Affleck) & Jay (Jason Mewes) in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back]
Since I loathe any talent coming in with their own hideous, unmarketable names alone as their chief means of presentation, I have invented some monikers to spruce these kids up. Not technically fantasy booking, is it?