Now I can understand why some women would find him attractive. I'm pretty sure though that celebrity women can all do better. So I'm going to have to say that Enrique has some sort of mind-altering machine that allows him to get the hottest celeb chicks to make out with him in videos. Let's see him in action:
First Enrique gets Jennifer Love Hewitt to rustle around in bed with him for his Hero video. They even have some sort of story about Enrique getting in trouble with the local "toughs." But that is all just window dressing for JLH and Enrique to cavort around in money in bed. Rumors abound that they are an item.
For his next video, Enrique only finds the hottest pseudo-tennis player to make out with. That's right, Anna K. decides to cavort with EI in a bathroom, a bed, and even in a car. Rumors abound that they are an item, and those rumors are eventually proven true.
After years of obscurity in many Indy-tastic films, Mischa Barton gets her first mainstream big break in The OC for Fox. She is now 17 I believe. So what happens? If you guessed, make out with Enrique in his newest video, then you are still reading this and good job! That's right, again there is some kind of story about EI in jail, but it's another backdrop for some fooling around in bed. In fact, barring that Mischa uses a body double for some of the scenes, she shows us a lot of her anatomy and chooses EI for her busting out party. There are no rumors currently that I have see about EI and Mischa being together, but I'm sure it will happen soon.
So what is his secret? I bet at this point even Julio Iglesias looks at Enrique's videos and goes, "Damn, that boy is a PLAYA!" I thought the removal of the mole would slow his sex appeal down, but evidently I was wrong.
Oh and to keep this kind of music-based, the new song sucks. I dug the song Hero, but his other songs are not my cup of tea. His taste in women though; SECOND TO NONE!
Molly, Stacy and Daffney all in WWE? I suddenly lost all my will to complain about anything regarding the WWE. Hope I don't lose my street cred for this.
TS, the greatest Wiener rated 6.1554 ever to live!! Oops, I mean 5.5...4.5?? Oh, dammit! I guess Notorious FAB was right.
Pepa: Hello. I'm the mother of the notorious Crossroads Killer. When my son comes home after one of his famous crimes, his clothes are just filthy. [Pepa holds up a bloody shirt. The police arrive.] Policia I Spot: Where are the clothes your son wore - Policia II Spot: At the time of the murder? [Pepa takes a clean shirt out of the dryer.] Pepa: Right here. Sparkling clean. Policia I Spot: No trace of blood. Policia II Spot: Or guts. Policia I Spot: Unbelievable! [Pepa holds up a box of detergent.] Pepa: Ecce Homo. It's unbelievable. -- from "Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown"
I'm sick of Irish Americans, who haven't been home in twenty or thirty years, come up to me and tell me about the glory of the revolution. The glory of dying for the revolution. Fuck the revolution! Where's the glory in dragging a man from his bed and gunning him down in front of his wife and children? Where's the glory in that? Where's the glory in bombing old age pensioners as part of a remembrance day parade, their medals polished up for the day? Where's the glory in that? -- Bono, "Rattle & Hum"
Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man! Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.-- Gene Hackman and Clint Eastwood in "Unforgiven"
Thanks to Josh Redman for taking the reigns of NonDescript last week while I was in Yosemite. If you've never seen Yosemite National Park, you should really try to make a trip out. It's pretty incredible - and I'm not exactly the outdoorsy type.