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|  #21 Posted on 30.4.03 1501.47 | Instant Rating: 2.44 |
Originally posted by CRZ
But Justin has carte blanche, and you don't.
Hasn't stopped me so far... ;-)
NOTE: The above post makes no sense. We apologize for the inconvenience. | EddieBurkett
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| #22 Posted on 30.4.03 1750.40 | Don't sweeps only matter with respect to advertising?
Does this mean if you get alot of hits in May we might see another Scorpion King ad?
I apologize for apologizing for being a Buffy/Angel mark.
Hiring a computer engineer? Its okay. No one else is either... | redsoxnation
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| #23 Posted on 1.5.03 0853.19 | If more hits is the goal, there is one sure fire way to do it: Trap the GoogleBots in the board. Perhaps a GoogleBot of the Day Feature might trap them.
There is only one man left to save Vince McMahon and the WWF/E. One man who will provide weekly Hogan/Andre Main Event ratings for RAW. Baghdad Bob is your salvation Vince. www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com | CRZ
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| #24 Posted on 1.5.03 0900.49 |
Originally posted by redsoxnation
If more hits is the goal, there is one sure fire way to do it: Trap the GoogleBots in the board. Perhaps a GoogleBot of the Day Feature might trap them.
All I could do was get them here; they still seem to act on their own. 
GoogleBot hits accounted for 1.71% of our hits in April. Hey, what do you know, April was the first month we averaged over 100,000 hits a day - somebody must be doing SOMETHING right. (And that somebody.....is JUSTIN SHAPIRO)
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| #25 Posted on 1.5.03 1030.54 | Oh come on CRZ, you KNOW I bring the hits.
Just ask Rick.
Satire 04/21/03 (wienerboard.com) <- No kidding, right?
Buffy 7.19 gets a 8.33 Cat fighting! Clem! Curly Fries! Faith dancing! It's a bumpy ride to the end. Next week: Faith and Wood? Ech. | pieman
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| #26 Posted on 1.5.03 1421.27 | Instant Rating: 8.21 |
Come on now! It's DEAN that's bringing the action.
He's Rolie Polie Olie - and in his world of curves and curls, he's the swellest kid around. | Torchslasher
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| #27 Posted on 1.5.03 2227.13 | Instant Rating: 6.44 | I think the "Scott Keith vs. That girl who hates him in Site Bashing" feud is getting the hitz.
The Hurricane main eventing a Raw show? See, the WWE is listening to the 'Net. Well, they're listening to me anyways. Look for the next push to go to Molly. | JustinShapiro
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| #28 Posted on 2.5.03 0127.31 | Yeah baby yeah
But no baby no: You forget what the May Sweeps was all about. Remember that this was back when every day you would be like "GOD! my board is a fucking piece of shit, full of the same stuff." So rather than just ice it in one swift moment of chaos, I told you to make it a game, like Survivor only gay. On May 1st you would issue the warning that posts and bannings were now sudden death, and every time someone made a stupid post, you would immediately ban them. "you're out, Brian Popkin. have a seat." Then at the end of May, you would see how many people survived. | odessasteps
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| #29 Posted on 2.5.03 0748.36 | Instant Rating: 6.41 |
Or make it Weinerboard Survivor. Ban someone every day until you get to the end of the month and see who's left.
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www.odessasteps.com | CRZ
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| #30 Posted on 2.5.03 1001.26 |
Originally posted by JMShapiro
Yeah baby yeah
But no baby no: You forget what the May Sweeps was all about. Remember that this was back when every day you would be like "GOD! my board is a fucking piece of shit, full of the same stuff." So rather than just ice it in one swift moment of chaos, I told you to make it a game, like Survivor only gay. On May 1st you would issue the warning that posts and bannings were now sudden death, and every time someone made a stupid post, you would immediately ban them. "you're out, Brian Popkin. have a seat." Then at the end of May, you would see how many people survived.
I think you've forgotten how LAZY I've become since I gave up the rigorous two-a-week recapping grind. Besides, ever since I punted Patrick, for some reason I haven't felt the need to ban anyone. (OTHER people have, of course, but they're not admins so what can you do)
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|  #31 Posted on 4.5.03 0819.51 | Ummmm....googlebots? What are those?
Are they like those Sentinels that float around the Matrix or something?
Get back to me...I'm confused!
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E-Fed wrestling with an indy attitude. | Freeway
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| #32 Posted on 4.5.03 1414.50 | Instant Rating: 5.96 | Googlebots are automotons run by Google [google.com] to search out crazy crap for people to search for. So, if you search for CRZ, or Wienerville, odds are some posts here will come up, merely because of the Googlebots.
Quest for Lord Stanley's Cup
Canucks lead Wild 3-1
Mighty Ducks lead Stars 3-2
Senators lead Flyers 3-2
Devils beat Lightning 4-1 | CRZ
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| #33 Posted on 5.5.03 0240.49 |
Originally posted by Freeway420
Googlebots are automotons run by Google [google.com] to search out crazy crap for people to search for. So, if you search for CRZ, or Wienerville, odds are some posts here will come up, merely because of the Googlebots.
Also "Lolapalooza." (I gotta meet this Lola chick)
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| #34 Posted on 5.5.03 0531.55 |
Justin has been pushing the idea of running an "Everyone's Banned Day" for May sweeps. At the time he first mentioned it, I was in a foul mood and said it was a TREMENDOUS idea, but I've....mellowed, since. ;-)
You should have saved that idea for a rainy day. It would have created so much outrage and confusion from so many people here. It's kinda like when Andy Kaufman wanted to do the fucked up t.v. gimmick. It's funny because it just is.
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| #35 Posted on 5.5.03 1001.05 | And, of course, the day after, there'd be just about 4,000 posts all expressing confusion and/or anger. Fun will be had by ALL.
(Well, okay, maybe not so much the people who take it as a personal offense...)
Which Neglected Mario Character Are You?
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| #36 Posted on 7.5.03 1254.15 | I can only manage 2 or 3 hits a day - the wife doesn't really approve of me getting stoned - those are the hits we're talking about ? Right ?
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