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The W - Pro Wrestling - Edge called me today
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Lap cheong

Since: 2.1.02
From: Darkenwood

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.53
So I'm at the county courthouse, researching some court files. My cell phone rings, so I figure it's my boss or wife and I need to answer it.

"Hello?" <----me
"THIS IS WWE SUPERSTAR EDGE!!!"<----enthused voice on other end

My jaw hit the floor! Then he said:


It was a recording from Dish Network. It was so campy, it reminded me of calling the number on the back of a G.I. Joe box and "talking" to Sgt. Slaughter who informed me the super-secret government code I needed to obtain a figure of him was "1986." I laughed out loud in the records room and everyone stared.

God bless the advertisers. If I ever was going to buy a PPV based on the cool promo alone, this would be the one.

"Crom... I’ve never prayed to you before— I have no tongue for it. No one— not even you— will remember whether we were good men or bad, why we fought, why we died. No. All that matters is that today, two stood against many; that is what’s important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request: Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!" - The Prayer of Conan
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Lap cheong

Since: 4.9.02
From: California

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.66
WWE has been doing these for a while. I think the last time I got one was from Stone Cold Steve Austin telling me to order WWE Vengeance 2001.

"Just a humble bounty hunter, ma'am."
-Spike Spiegel
Super Shane Spear

Since: 2.1.02
From: Sector 7 Slums

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.08
These WWE superstars don't just call anyone.

I think you just let your secret identity slip Mr. Hot Newz~!


Since: 2.1.02
From: Bronx, NY

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.42
Big deal.

Raw's World Heavyweight Champion, the Canadian Crippler himself, Chris Benoit, called ME in April to order Backlash on dishNetwork.

So, nyah. :)


Since: 24.2.02
From: Bowels

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.36
    Originally posted by Kawshen
    Big deal.

    Raw's World Heavyweight Champion, the Canadian Crippler himself, Chris Benoit, called ME in April to order Backlash on dishNetwork.

    So, nyah. :)

Yeah...but did you order it?


Since: 15.10.02

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
So??? Batista E-MAILED me last week saying thanks for the support!

(I e-mailed him before complimenting him on his recent improvement! )

Martin Kipp: Creative Member, Extreme Warfare Revenge

W Of The Day: Tuesday, March 4, 2003
W Of The Day (2): Wednesday, October 29, 2003

"Because I'm the man, and the man's the man, and that's just the way it is!" -- Eric Foreman, That 70s Show

Potato korv

Since: 27.2.03
From: Seattle, Washington

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.39
Bah. I got a call from Triple H HIS DAMN SELF reminding me to order Wrestlemania last year.

"It's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond because that is what being a [man] is." -Jack Davenport, Coupling
Minnesota Timberwolves, 2004 Midwest Division Champions!
Matt Tracker

Since: 8.5.03
From: North Carolina

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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.45
Well, I got a call from 1998 saying they were sick of me! But it was for my roommate, X-Pac.

Never could understand why that guy kept eating all my Pringles ...

"To be the man, you gotta beat demands." -- The Lovely Mrs. Tracker
Net Hack Slasher

Since: 6.1.02
From: Outer reaches of your mind

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.27
I had Victoria call me this week. She didn't mention anything about the PPV but was trying to make me switch phone companies, and why did she have a Jamaican accent. That crazy Victoria.

WWE superstars calling you to sell you stuff = Good. Highschool students calling you to sell stuff = Bad... If these companies that sell through the phone can get WWE superstars to call us up for it, those companies will rule the world!

smark/net attack wienerville advisory stays at BLUE alert - Guarded (With Benoit & Eddie being World & WWE champions you'd expect all's be right but couldn't do it due to Trish/Y2J character switches & whats the deal with JBL PPV main event)- 5/6
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