What's dumbest injury or reason why an NBA player has missed a game?
I remember Lionel "Freight Train" Simmons couldn't play once because his thumb was sore from playing too much Nintendo, and, of course, Latrell missing the beginning of last year when he hurt his hand punching the boyfriend of a woman who had just barfed on his new yacht.
There's a gotta be more than that, tho. Something to rival dumb Gus Frerotte head-butting the wall a few years ago.
Sure, some people don't understand Stuart but that's part of his appeal. Think about it: how many times, when you are with your friends recapping some event, do you not add some sort of hyperbole or flair to it? We all do.