What's dumbest injury or reason why an NBA player has missed a game?
I remember Lionel "Freight Train" Simmons couldn't play once because his thumb was sore from playing too much Nintendo, and, of course, Latrell missing the beginning of last year when he hurt his hand punching the boyfriend of a woman who had just barfed on his new yacht.
There's a gotta be more than that, tho. Something to rival dumb Gus Frerotte head-butting the wall a few years ago.
I should care about the Raptors potential losing their superstar, but I don't. I think even the Raps marks are getting tired of his act, I'm not the biggest basketball fan and I'm pretty casual but VC is really wearing thin on me.