What's dumbest injury or reason why an NBA player has missed a game?
I remember Lionel "Freight Train" Simmons couldn't play once because his thumb was sore from playing too much Nintendo, and, of course, Latrell missing the beginning of last year when he hurt his hand punching the boyfriend of a woman who had just barfed on his new yacht.
There's a gotta be more than that, tho. Something to rival dumb Gus Frerotte head-butting the wall a few years ago.
EASTER: I see. Did you notice if Mr. Bryant was drinking the night of your party? O'NEAL: Oh, yeah -- definitely. I had made some Jell-O shots; and I noticed that after he went over to the bar, they were all gone. EASTER: He took all the shots?