What's dumbest injury or reason why an NBA player has missed a game?
I remember Lionel "Freight Train" Simmons couldn't play once because his thumb was sore from playing too much Nintendo, and, of course, Latrell missing the beginning of last year when he hurt his hand punching the boyfriend of a woman who had just barfed on his new yacht.
There's a gotta be more than that, tho. Something to rival dumb Gus Frerotte head-butting the wall a few years ago.
It happens every so often in hockey. This year with the Heat, Riley (who has last word in personnel moves) named himself coach and even in baseball Bobby Cox moved from the GM's desk to the dugout-- although he handed the GM keys over to John Sherholtz.