You gotta help me out here. I'm a footie newbie and I've been trying to figure out what in the world FIFA stands for. I haven't been able to find it easily so this is my last resort. The best I've been able to come up with is Federation International of Footbal Associations.
Yup, that's it so translated it's The International Federation of Football Associations (obviously). Hopefully they resist the temptation to rename it The International Entertainment of Football Associations. .
"Nobody enjoys a good time more than I do, but this business of yours is as legitimate as a three-legged donkey...which of course is illegitimate because as we all know donkeys have four legs."