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cranlsn
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Since: 18.3.02
From: Sussex, WI

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#1 Posted on

Dude! You're getting a record!

This made me laugh out loud...did anyone else not think that this kid sounded like a stoner?

Wonder what this does for his Dell contract?

edit: I goofed on the "linkifying"...

(edited by cranlsn on 10.2.03 1527)



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Since: 17.1.02
From: New F'n Jersey

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.44
The three best one-liners I've read concerning this story:

Dude, you're getting a cell.

Dude, you're getting an ass raping (sorry, not my words).

But I thought Pot was a Gateway drug.

(edited by Torchslasher on 10.2.03 1327)


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Since: 6.1.02
From: Brooklyn, NY

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.73
I have no idea how stupid this kid has to be to actually buy pot on the street, when everyone in this town knows how to get it delivered.



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#4 Posted on
Throw Jared in there with him and I'll be a happy man.



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Since: 3.1.02
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#5 Posted on
He was the ad guy for Dell and he could get by on just pot?

Wow, that's impressive. I think I'd need harder drugs to live THAT job down.

And Jared probably does need to be shown the door. I'm just waiting for the day he breaks down and orders $7,000 worth of meatball subs.







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Since: 27.6.02

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#6 Posted on
New quote... Dude, the judge dropped all charges! Which... did happen btw.



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Since: 28.6.02

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#7 Posted on
IIRC, it was misdemeanor charges for the pot bust -- and is everyone sure that it's oregano on Jared's subs?



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Since: 22.1.02
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
I'm glad to see this kid's as intelligent as he comes across in those ads.



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Since: 11.7.02
From: MD

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.29

    Originally posted by asteroidboy
    I'm glad to see this kid's as intelligent as he comes across in those ads.

Who say's there's not truth in advertising....



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Since: 6.1.02
From: Brooklyn, NY

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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.73
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From the above story in the Daily News:

Curtis was wearing a tuxedo jacket, a blue-and-red kilt, black shoes and beige knee socks when a special narcotics unit spotted him buying pot.

All right, it takes a lot to stick out in this town (especially on that part of the Lower East Side these days), but really, a kilt? Why don't you just put a big sign saying "Hey cops, look at me!!!" when buying pot?

It must have been a serious rookie drug dealer who sold to this guy.






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Since: 13.2.02
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.03
brutha, youz gettin' a Dell

Is it just me, or does he look not a little bit like the Rock...



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