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Since: 28.4.02
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This is real. I'm not making this up. It's actually legit.

As you probably heard, First Lady Laura Bush just got back from a tour of Europe. When she got home, she found this waiting on her bed, and she read with George's permission at the National Book Festival.

And, again I stress, I'm not making this up.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.

Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.

The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.


Doesn't it kinda remind you of the poem Mark Henry wrote for Chyna?



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Since: 2.1.02
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Wonderful, not only can I despise Bush for crappy politics, but the MFA student in me can hate him for defiling poetry as well

Actually, while most of this is atrocious, I actually kind of liked the line "Oh my, lump in the bed/how I've missed you." He should drop the comma between my and lump though.



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Since: 4.1.02
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Can't.....stop.....laughing.....I'm just surprised that Bush can write.

I somehow doubt that Clinton wrote poems for Hillary. If he did, however, I'm sure they were more the dirty limerick style.



"When this bogus term alternative rock was being thrown at every '70s retro rehash folk group, we were challenging people to new sonic ideas. If some little snotty anarchist with an Apple Mac and an attitude thinks he invented dance music and the big rock group is coming into his territory, [that's] ridiculous." - Bono, 1997
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Since: 2.1.02
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Well, it's not as if he's writing peotry like he thinks he's Jewel or something. It's just silly doggerel, and I'm sure G.W. knows it.

spf -- I saw another link to the poem on an ABC news site (Click Here (abc.net.au)) that had no comma between "my" and "lump."

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Why is this news?



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....because you can bet that if Grimis or Pool-Boy found a "hilarious" tidbit like this floating around on a leading Liberal then it'd be plastered all over here. You're right, it's stupid, but tit-for-tat appears to be the only way this board advances.



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Since: 26.6.02
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Bah, everyone's a critic...





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Silly to be sure, but hell, he loves his wife. I can think of worse things in this world. But it is really irrelavant in the grand scheme of things.

I will admit I would treat this a little more harshly coming from someone like Clinton. Not because of politics, rather, the man's general history with fidelity. Had Bush openly cheated on his wide though, it would be another matter.



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Since: 11.7.02
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    Originally posted by oldschoolhero
    ....because you can bet that if Grimis or Pool-Boy found a "hilarious" tidbit like this floating around on a leading Liberal then it'd be plastered all over here.

Why, it's much easier to lambaste liberals for advancing stupid policy. Besides, with the shit coming out of Hollywood these days, we could never stop with the hilarious insults of artwork coming from the left once we got started.



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Since: 15.2.02
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    Originally posted by Grimis
      Originally posted by oldschoolhero
      ....because you can bet that if Grimis or Pool-Boy found a "hilarious" tidbit like this floating around on a leading Liberal then it'd be plastered all over here.

    Why, it's much easier to lambaste liberals for advancing stupid policy. Besides, with the shit coming out of Hollywood these days, we could never stop with the hilarious insults of artwork coming from the left once we got started.


As opposed to what? All that great art coming from the right?

Last I checked, most artists are "liberal."

But of course, this only matters to those who would label everyone as "to the right," "to the left," "conservative," or "liberal."

But I do love that last sentence. Not only is it a completely objective viewpoint, but it generalizes "Hollywood" as being "from the left." Because as we know, all of Hollywood cares that much about politics.



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Ha ha ha ha, Bush is stupid!

Makes me nostalgic for the days when we had a smart president. A man who essentially turned the entire process of government into some sort of cynical theater. A man with an almost pathological aversion to the truth. The kind of guy who would stop at nothing for political gain; the kind of guy who would offer only token strikes at our enemies because, hey, it's just smart politics. Yes, give me Clinton. He and his administration may have been empty and rather morally bankrupt, but by God they put such a suave face on things! Oh, and our more sophisticated European friends like us so much better then.



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Since: 4.1.02
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Numbers are included by me.


    #1Makes me nostalgic for the days when we had a smart president. #2A man who essentially turned the entire process of government into some sort of cynical theater. #3A man with an almost pathological aversion to the truth. #4The kind of guy who would stop at nothing for political gain; #5the kind of guy who would offer only token strikes at our enemies because, hey, it's just smart politics. #6Yes, give me Clinton. He and his administration may have been empty and rather morally bankrupt, but by God they put such a suave face on things! #7Oh, and our more sophisticated European friends like us so much better then.


1. If there was one job when you want a smart man in charge, I'd think that president would be it.

2. This is every politician

3. This is every politician

4. This is every politician

5. Like those hard strikes are Saudi Arabia and North Korea

6. Every government is morally bankrupt

7. I've never understood the American mentality of "If the rest of the world doesn't like us, then fuck'em!" Isn't diplomacy a good thing?




"When this bogus term alternative rock was being thrown at every '70s retro rehash folk group, we were challenging people to new sonic ideas. If some little snotty anarchist with an Apple Mac and an attitude thinks he invented dance music and the big rock group is coming into his territory, [that's] ridiculous." - Bono, 1997
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