With the recent dream encounter between Rock, Hogan and flair, what dream match would you like to see?. I still want to see Hogan v Austin, would have loved to see HBK in his prime against RVD, Triple H v Randy Savage and for some sick reason Ultimate Warrior v Renegade.
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?" - The chilling words of the Shockmaster!
"Here comes Charles Benoit, and he's really mad.....Charles Benoit is here, and he's FUCKING CRAZY"- T.R. on the barbecued cat thread (it's too terrible to link)
THE AWESOME UNDERTAKER drives out - damn, how did those STEEL steps rise up onto their ends and out of the way of - hey wait, I see DUDES there! They must be soulless minions of Big Evil's Red Devil Underwood Deviled Ham Team Evil. What? - CRZ, back to his old antics
gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
Originally posted by Parts UnknownWe do this thread every week, I think.
yeah - but there are new folks. I asked about a mark out moment a few weeks back and I got a private from somebody on it, but there were like 100 messages in the thread..
Oh, yeah, on topic. Jumbo Tsuruta (yes, he's passed on as well, but this is dream, right? against Kurt Angle. I can only think "Wow"
Goldie, Goldie, Goldie, my brother - mah brothuh - my strong, assertive, somewhat perverted tag team partner, Oh my brother - only in America, only in America, now can u dig THAT - suckaaaaaaaaaaa!! (Thanks to CRZ's transcription service)
I would like to have seen these matches, Hulk Hogan vs Bret Hart Midnight Express vs Rockers I would also like to have seen Warrior beat Renegade for stealing his gimmick
there's nothing to fear but fear it self, and the wrath of the Undertaker
I don't know about you, but I personally can't think of very many dream matches that don't involve the Renegade.
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Hogan and Bret did have match, in a way, and Hogan showed some wrestling skill. I didn't know the old man had it in him. Of course it turned into another stupid "Why Bret Why?" angle but the 1st few minutes were good.
I am still waiting on the Lesnar/Angle match myself.
"NOW YOU GET YOUR WHININ ASS OUTTA HERE!!" Sid Vicious after slapping Bret Hart
Glacier v Shockmaster, I like it, what about Jungle Jim Steele v Saba Simba or Hogan v Savage for old times sake.
Jesse Ventura:"He just hit him with the belt, thats a disqualifaction!, where the hell is the referee?." Tony Schiavone:"But that's on the outside of the ring Jesse". Jesse Ventura:"So what?, what are you going to tell me Schiavone, you can shoot somebody outside of the ring, as long as it's outside the ring?, you are even dumber than Monsoon, I thought Gorilla was the stupidest man alive!." Warrior Rude at SummerSlam '89'
Hogan after his first World title victory vs. Flair after his first World title victory. Both men were beginning to become legends and still had a lot to prove, and I think the match would be an old school mark out fest.
Angle vs. Savage as of 1989 Savage.
Mysterio vs. Savage from '89 (Savage's prime again).
I don't know why, but for some reason Savage has found a way into waaaay too many dream matches when I think about them.
One last one, and I hate to say it because I really hate on these guys now, but:
Rock/Austin (this time Rock goes over on the Rattlesnake)
(edited by WhoBettahThanDeion on 14.8.02 1825) Former Wienerville bannee and Wiener of the day.
Madusa vs Mona in a REAL match, for the WCW Women's title. No way should an evening gown match signify a passing of the torch. Might have saved WCW for a few more months.
"Business has just picked up" says JR. Then right on cue, Molly enters the arena! Never was JR any better in introducing someone. --Raw 7/15
Sting vs. Bret Hart - battle over the Sharpshooter/Scorpion Death Lock!
HBK/Rock - battle for the biggest mouth in WWE!
(edited by Faust on 14.8.02 2130) "And in front of the entire world, I want to show my little boy that sometimes - just sometimes, you have to FIGHT to be a man." - Michael S. Hickenbottom, the man who does not take part in angles that conflict with his religion, swearing violent revenge on HHH in full view of his two-year-old son. 11:06 PM, EST. 08/05/02. This angle is sponsered by the book of Joshua.
Benoit vs. HBK (of course, in his prime) Owen Hart vs. Kurt Angle Ricky Steamboat vs Eddy Guerrero Sting vs. The Rock Hogan vs. Cactus Jack, so long as Cactus wins.
And, in the humor section:
Darren "Puke" Drozdov vs. Ultimate Warrior in a regurgitation match (Papa Shango, special guest referee)
Black Scorpion vs. Spellbinder
Mathilda the Bulldog vs. Lucy the Bulldog
"All I ever asked for in life is an unfair advantage." Microchip, Punisher Annual #2
Dusty Rhodes v Ultimate Warrior in a debate?, LOL. Just deciding who to moderate ia worth a thead on it's own, I say let Ahmed Johnson get in the middle and see who can speak the English language clearer. Tatanka v Tanaka , Taka is also a great idea, I would love to see JR and the King attempt to call it, to use somebody elses phrasing it would be 'bowling shoe ugly' This is much more fun than dream matches, maybe the thread should be called nightmare matches, so I say what about Tugboat v Billy Gunn in a 3 stages of hell match and the Ding Dongs v the Conquisadors.
Jesse Ventura:"He just hit him with the belt, thats a disqualifaction!, where the hell is the referee?." Tony Schiavone:"But that's on the outside of the ring Jesse". Jesse Ventura:"So what?, what are you going to tell me Schiavone, you can shoot somebody outside of the ring, as long as it's outside the ring?, you are even dumber than Monsoon, I thought Gorilla was the stupidest man alive!." Warrior Rude at SummerSlam '89'
I think I have the most stupid (and imposible match) ever.
Mankind vs Cactus Jack
I hear your stunned silence even as I type this. So brilliant. So memorable. So unbelievably impossible. You are more likely to see Owen Hart wrestle someone than you are to see this happen.
Onto the serious part.
With recent events, I'd like to see the following: Steve Blackman vs. Tommy Dreamer in a singapore cane match Kurt Angle vs. Bob Backlund (maybe actually in a, *gasp*, REAL wrestling match) One of those old style survivor series matches with Kurt Angle/RVD. (you know, where you have two teams and you start with the first two guys, and when one is eliminated, the team's next guy comes out.) Any current big man (Big Show, Kane, Undertaker) vs. Andre the Giant
Yeah, ok, so some of those are lame, but I'd like to see all of them, especially the cane match.