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TinMan
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Since: 11.1.02
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#21 Posted on

    Originally posted by DrOp

      Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN

      The beer you want if you REALLY wanna work those abs while watching those Yasuda matches on New Japan tv is the Magnum Malt Liquor-Guinness Black And Tan. Nine of those a night will make the buff, ripped, cut, bolo Mutha that I am. Plus you can watch XPW and stuff and not go into a coma.

      DEAN.



    But what do you do when the kids wake at 6 AM?!?! Cripes, my little ones NEVER sleep past 7. Maybe PieMan has some ideas...


give em a couple of the Black & Tans also and they will sleep until at least 9.....; p



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Since: 11.12.01
From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A!

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#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85

    Originally posted by Chris Protege
    The key to watching XPW is to try and go limp; in that sense I suppose Dean's idea would work. Possibly marijuana would do the trick also, although drugs are bad.

    It also helps if you go in expecting that it won't actually be wrestling, so much as tons upon tons of Wacky Skits and Occasionally some guys hitting each other with stuff. Like a Public Access version of Jackass, just not funny.

    Chris-Reviewed XPW for some reason, regrets nothing.



DR: I found the key to watching XPW is jabbing forks directly into my eyes if I cannot find enough alcohol and fast forward buttons to make it through the bad skits to the ninth-rate garbage wrestling.

DEAN.



YES, I AM DEAN.



VK Wallstreet
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Since: 18.6.02
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#23 Posted on

    Originally posted by WhoBettahThanDeion
    What's up guys. Just got back from a little bit of a trip. So, I didn't even notice I was banned.
If you "just got back from a little bit of a trip" and "didn't even notice" you were banned, how did you change your signature to "Former Wienerville bannee and Wiener of the day" while you were still banned? I clicked into your profile that day and it had already been changed.



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Since: 20.5.02
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#24 Posted on
Isn't this the cue for the "Saved By The Bell" "Oooooooooooo!" sound?
TinMan
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#25 Posted on

    Originally posted by VK Wallstreet

      Originally posted by WhoBettahThanDeion
      What's up guys. Just got back from a little bit of a trip. So, I didn't even notice I was banned.
    If you "just got back from a little bit of a trip" and "didn't even notice" you were banned, how did you change your signature to "Former Wienerville bannee and Wiener of the day" while you were still banned? I clicked into your profile that day and it had already been changed.


Ok you have WAAAAYYYYYYY to much time on your hands.



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Since: 3.1.02
From: GA in person, NJ in heart

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#26 Posted on
Who here doesn't????



now that I'm done posting I can go play EWR!!!!
Jubuki
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Since: 16.7.02

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#27 Posted on
I, for one, can safely say I don't have enough. 27-hour days would be a blessing.



Chris
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Since: 11.7.02
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#28 Posted on
Me. ooh, me.

no wait, I do have too much free time. Sorry.

Ha, saved by the bell.



"Sales of penis-enlargement treatments and devices in 2000 totaled in excess of $600 million," Skolnick said. "Cock-lengthening is, no pun intended, a consistent growth industry in the U.S., and this bill would severely emasculate it. As usual, it's the little guy who suffers."
SuperFunky
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Since: 21.7.02
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#29 Posted on

    Originally posted by Jubuki
    I, for one, can safely say I don't have enough. 27-hour days would be a blessing.

27-hour days would be nice, but I've a feeling my boss would make me work those extra 3... and find an excuse not to pay me for them, sigh.



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Zeruel
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Since: 2.1.02
From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary.

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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
no, we don't need more hours a day, just more days a week...2 extra days... both would go between saturday and sunday and therefore would be parts of the weekend...

don't care about the name, but 2 extra free days a week would rule...but then a week is now 9 days, and a month is about 3-3.5 weeks long, and the year would be 40 weeks long, instead of 52...




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Since: 2.1.02
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#31 Posted on
Plus the Earth and Moon would get REAL pissy at being forced to change the schedule they've been keeping since the dawn of time...






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BigDaddyLoco
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Since: 2.1.02

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#32 Posted on

    DR: I found the key to watching XPW is jabbing forks directly into my eyes if I cannot find enough alcohol and fast forward buttons to make it through the bad skits to the ninth-rate garbage wrestling.


Yeah, but can you jab them with the craftsmanship of a New Jack?



SmooveK
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Since: 27.6.02
From: Fukushima, Japan

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#33 Posted on

    Originally posted by BigDaddyLoco

      DR: I found the key to watching XPW is jabbing forks directly into my eyes if I cannot find enough alcohol and fast forward buttons to make it through the bad skits to the ninth-rate garbage wrestling.


    Yeah, but can you jab them with the craftsmanship of a New Jack?



Ironically, New Jack is jabbing only after he finds enough alcohol. He claims that in all his best matches, he is either very drunk or high. (Credit audio interview at belowthebeltshow.com.)

-K



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