Let me get this straight the guy didn't eat a meal for 9 freaking years and the first thing he eats is a bratwurst sandwich? If this is legit I think it only gives more reason to keep up with the stem cell research.
Let me see if I can fanboy cast this... Lupin/Jim Carey (*ducks* he's not THAT bad a choice. There was a time before Ace 2 and Live Grinch.... HONEST!) Fujiko/Eliza Dushku (Brown haired bombshell... there is but ONE)