Now, I'm a fan of the American Dream Dusty Rhodes. And if there's one thing I love, it's the fact that he had some of the best promos ever! Of course, the other half of Dusty I didn't like much at all was that he was one of the WORST color commentators ever! I thought he was worse than David Crockett (actually, no way-- David Crockett was T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E!!!).
Couple that with the fact that, as a booker, he wasn't quite the brightest at times, and that's where I stand.
Anyway, this is the best part of this thread! (Yeah, I know, they're wordy!)
Do your best impression of The Dream, and type it out the way he would pronounce his thoughts! Here's a sample of mine--
You know, brutha, Th' Uh-mawcunn Dweem... (heave) Duthtuh Rhowdz, ith not uh man t' be may-kin' fun uv, if you wheel. (Heave) Th'ee, bruthu, Ah'v beeyeen Eyen Dubbyuh-A Wuuld'th Heavuhwayt Chyempyun three tahmth. (heave)THREE TAHMTH! (heave)Ah'v beeyeen Eyen Dubbyuh-A You-Eth Chyempyun, (heave) Wuuld'th teluhvithun chyempyun, (heave) thixth man tayag chyempyun. (heave)Ah creeyaidud... th' Wah Gaymth, bruthu'! (heave) Ah eyem thee TOE-DULL (long heave) TOE-DULL dekthtrukthun in prufaathyunul rath'lin, daddy-doll! N' long befoe' Thdone Cole, Thteve Authdun,(heave) Trippulaych, bruthu', (heave) befoe' Rocky Maivia, bruthu, (heave)Rocky Blue Chippuh-Peepl'th Chyempyun Rocky Johnthon Brahmuh bull Rock Maivia, bruthu, (heave)Thauh wuth th' Uh'mawcunn Dweem, daddy, clubberin' all ovuh th' playth!
I'm waiting to hear from anyone who's willing to reply!
I consider myself a "smart" fan but I am a KAYFABE MANIAC!!!
*These are not my personal opinions, they are just jokes.* Q: What do you do if your wife strays 10 feet from the kitchen? A: Show her the way back, she must be lost. Q: What do you do if your wife strays 10 feet from the kitchen? A: