Now, I'm a fan of the American Dream Dusty Rhodes. And if there's one thing I love, it's the fact that he had some of the best promos ever! Of course, the other half of Dusty I didn't like much at all was that he was one of the WORST color commentators ever! I thought he was worse than David Crockett (actually, no way-- David Crockett was T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E!!!).
Couple that with the fact that, as a booker, he wasn't quite the brightest at times, and that's where I stand.
Anyway, this is the best part of this thread! (Yeah, I know, they're wordy!)
Do your best impression of The Dream, and type it out the way he would pronounce his thoughts! Here's a sample of mine--
You know, brutha, Th' Uh-mawcunn Dweem... (heave) Duthtuh Rhowdz, ith not uh man t' be may-kin' fun uv, if you wheel. (Heave) Th'ee, bruthu, Ah'v beeyeen Eyen Dubbyuh-A Wuuld'th Heavuhwayt Chyempyun three tahmth. (heave)THREE TAHMTH! (heave)Ah'v beeyeen Eyen Dubbyuh-A You-Eth Chyempyun, (heave) Wuuld'th teluhvithun chyempyun, (heave) thixth man tayag chyempyun. (heave)Ah creeyaidud... th' Wah Gaymth, bruthu'! (heave) Ah eyem thee TOE-DULL (long heave) TOE-DULL dekthtrukthun in prufaathyunul rath'lin, daddy-doll! N' long befoe' Thdone Cole, Thteve Authdun,(heave) Trippulaych, bruthu', (heave) befoe' Rocky Maivia, bruthu, (heave)Rocky Blue Chippuh-Peepl'th Chyempyun Rocky Johnthon Brahmuh bull Rock Maivia, bruthu, (heave)Thauh wuth th' Uh'mawcunn Dweem, daddy, clubberin' all ovuh th' playth!
I'm waiting to hear from anyone who's willing to reply!
I consider myself a "smart" fan but I am a KAYFABE MANIAC!!!
I like how you assume there are any pros. What the hell would be the NWO be at this point? Hogan, Hall and Nash? Three guys who are in no condition to work a half-decent match, be it through physical maladies or emotional ones?