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|  #1 Posted on 14.3.02 0617.55 |
So... who was the scary looking he-bitch they were showing in the commercials? (No, not Jackie, the white-ish one.)
She kinda looked like Elektra in the face, but not as totally frightening.
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| #2 Posted on 14.3.02 0628.02 | | that was Undertaker's gross wife, Sara | Ubermonkeys
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| #3 Posted on 14.3.02 0632.50 |
Wait, what? Seriously?
Man, I *totally* didn't recognize her after a simple dye job.
That was Sara? Man.
I mean, FUCK, she's even UGLIER now.
And how in the ASS is she a diva? Was she even on tv ever again after beating DDP?
Was Jazz on? If Sara's penis-having self was on, I hope Jazz was on. I like Jazz. Not in a "wanna-see-her-in-a-bikini" kinda way, but just because. BECAUSE SHE WHOOP YO ASS.
This is the worst thread ever. I'm sorry.
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| #4 Posted on 14.3.02 0710.04 |
In the beginning it seems a little forced, like "we are sexy look at us" kind of way, but when it showed them as people it was a lot better and not so "we must act this way because we are in front of the camera so SMILE" kind of deal. Does that make sense? And Ivory can't dance. And yes, Sara likely DOES have an Adam's apple, but I ain't gonna be the one to tell her.
(edited by Punkinhed on 14.3.02 0510)
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| #5 Posted on 14.3.02 0742.01 |
Originally posted by Ubermonkeys
So... who was the scary looking he-bitch they were showing in the commercials? (No, not Jackie, the white-ish one.)
She kinda looked like Elektra in the face, but not as totally frightening.
Lita?
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| #6 Posted on 14.3.02 0938.58 | that is just mean.
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| #7 Posted on 14.3.02 1124.18 | Yo I didnt even realize that was Sara. I thought it may have been Victoria the former Ho. I recognized her but I couldnt place her. I hope this doesnt mean shes coming back to TV. The last thing the WWF needs is another non- wrestling woman. We already have Steph and Debra. I always thought guys were always full of shit when they dissed WWF women as being ugly or manly or whatever. Especially Chyna, I dont care what anyone says, when Chyna got her dress ripped off by Lita and I saw her body I was awestruck. She was gorgeous. To each his own I guess, but I would love to see some of the girlfriends of all you who diss Trish or Lita or even Jazz. On a sad note, I was heartbroken when Stacy Keibler all but confirmed that shes going to take the boob plunge. (sigh) Oh well, I just hope she doesnt go overboard.
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| #8 Posted on 14.3.02 1157.24 |
Originally posted by rockdotcom_2.0
Yo I didnt even realize that was Sara. I thought it may have been Victoria the former Ho. I recognized her but I couldnt place her. I hope this doesnt mean shes coming back to TV. The last thing the WWF needs is another non- wrestling woman. We already have Steph and Debra. I always thought guys were always full of shit when they dissed WWF women as being ugly or manly or whatever. Especially Chyna, I dont care what anyone says, when Chyna got her dress ripped off by Lita and I saw her body I was awestruck. She was gorgeous. To each his own I guess, but I would love to see some of the girlfriends of all you who diss Trish or Lita or even Jazz. On a sad note, I was heartbroken when Stacy Keibler all but confirmed that shes going to take the boob plunge. (sigh) Oh well, I just hope she doesnt go overboard.
What do you mean, she can't wrestle? She's 1-0 with a win over a former WCW champion!
and, dude, Stacey will look SO damn hot with just a little bit more boobage.. she said herself she doesn't want a lot. it would look really dumb on her little frame.. she just needs a little help.
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| #9 Posted on 14.3.02 1201.14 | Chickenwing: From her appearance on Fear Factor I'm led to believe Molly's a born again Christian. As such I'd presume she wasn't too into the whole project.
dotcom: If you can't get a chick hotter (or at least more feminine) than Jazz I feel bad for you.
I'll go back to my original forumla in case you missed it:
Lita, Stephanie, Chyna, Jazz (and to a degree Trish):
Broad shoulders
big hands
strong jaw
massive arms
no hips
draw your own conclusions as to their true appeal...
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| #10 Posted on 14.3.02 1226.35 | i'm pretty sure that CRZ mentioned in one of his recaps (last week's Smackdown?) that he thought he noticed Sara on the commercial.
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| #11 Posted on 14.3.02 1242.22 | Wait a minute! Stacey's getting a boob job?! To quote Faaarrrroooooq: DAMN.
(edited by Parts Unknown on 14.3.02 1242)
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| #12 Posted on 14.3.02 1325.04 |
Man, I knew the "Lita?" joke would be coming, but COME ON. Other than her "I Passed Out At Spring Break And All I Got Was This Shitty Tattoo" tattoo, Lita isn't really mannish, she's just UGLY. Damn ugly.
Pug fugly.
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| #13 Posted on 14.3.02 1346.41 | I think you're all being a bit too hard on this Sara chick. She just has a bit of that "girl who works out" kind of look, which some of the divas and many fitness models like Trish have. I don't think that makes her look like a man. She does look a lot better as a brunette though.
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| #14 Posted on 14.3.02 1400.06 |
Originally posted by DMC
I think you're all being a bit too hard on this Sara chick. She just has a bit of that "girl who works out" kind of look, which some of the divas and many fitness models like Trish have. I don't think that makes her look like a man. She does look a lot better as a brunette though.
DMC
no man.. I'm not complaining about her build. She has a HOT body.. but her face looks like a male boxer in drag... She looks like she has a broken nose, a fat lip and her teeth are messed up..
Either she's the UGLIEST hot chick in the world, or the HOTTEST ugly chick in the world. I'm not sure which.
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| #15 Posted on 14.3.02 1650.07 | Oh, sorry. I thought I was in Wienerville. I must have taken a wrong turn and ended up on r.s.p-w. ;-)
But since we're on the subject, I think I'll start a thread on which male wrestlers I most and least want to see lounging in seductive poses on tropical beaches. I'll be sure to go into great detail, especially below the waist.
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| #16 Posted on 14.3.02 1653.35 |
Originally posted by Madame Manga
I think I'll start a thread on which male wrestlers I most and least want to see lounging in seductive poses on tropical beaches. I'll be sure to go into great detail, especially below the waist.
I vote for the Shockmaster.
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| #17 Posted on 14.3.02 1705.31 | Say whatever you want, but at least all of the current divas look much less manly in the face than *Chyna*. Folks, she was nasty. The scary thing is that there are other HUGE female bodybuilders who look better than her. Sure she looked SLIGHTLY better after getting her teeth done, but it was a little like putting a shiny new grill on a beat-up Nova. McMahon has had some bad taste in women as far as faces go- Lita gets that prize today, not Sara--which is why I was VERY shocked when I heard Trish Stratus came to the WWF. (At first she would have made more sense in the WCW I think, but obviously would not have been used and developed as great as she has been.) I still would like to see her "Dream Team" partner Stacy Lynn join too.
DMC
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| #18 Posted on 14.3.02 1730.42 | Stacy didn't say she was getting a boob job. They asked for one thing the divas didn't like and she said she could have had bigger boobs. I think she was just being honest, and not confirming that she is going to get some implants asap.
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| #19 Posted on 14.3.02 1750.13 |
Originally posted by Madame Manga
But since we're on the subject, I think I'll start a thread on which male wrestlers I most and least want to see lounging in seductive poses on tropical beaches. I'll be sure to go into great detail, especially below the waist.
MM (LOL)
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| #20 Posted on 14.3.02 1803.35 | Go ahead and provide all the detail you want. Most of these guys are heavy steroid users anyway, so below the waist, they're probably packing slightly more than Chyna! Although... WHile the image of Undertaker in a swimsuit is kinda disturbing, for some reason it makes me chuckle uncontrollably! ;-)
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