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|  #1 Posted on 12.9.04 1821.53 | Instant Rating: 3.30 | Just announced on Sunday Night Heat, tomorrow night, live from Seattle, we will witness DIVA BOXING! Well...in light of recent events, I think we already know who is going to win this one right? Is there anything the Divas haven't done yet?
Remember guys, this shit is almost done with.
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| #2 Posted on 12.9.04 1838.26 | Instant Rating: 5.75 | This will only work if they use those huge overweight boxing gloves. Perhaps they could add another challenge where they put the girls in the fat sumo outfits.
Aw hell, just put both in a shark tank and whichever one survives, she wins (I'm kidding...I don't advocate death, except death for these Diva segments).
Joe Wilson (looking at Interocitor manual)- Hey, here's something my wife could use in the house...
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| #3 Posted on 12.9.04 1845.17 | Instant Rating: 0.81 | You must have not watched Raw.
JR was all hot about it when he announced the match up last match then the King jump in being all hot and bothered all of them would be in the same ring compeating.
Yet I agree IT'S FINALLY ALMOST OVER!!! Thank you once again WWE for coming up with something more crappy than marriage angles...umm wait a second. DANG IT!
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| #4 Posted on 12.9.04 1901.35 | Instant Rating: 6.34 | Yep, jwrestle was right - it was announced on Raw.
All I can say is: Thank God for Monday Night Football (and a Packer game, to boot!).
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| #5 Posted on 12.9.04 1930.59 | Instant Rating: 0.58 | *Overheard at recent writing committee meeting*
Ruin HBK's comeback-check
Rush what could be a great build between Trips and Orton by letting the work the next PPV-Check
Let Beniot know he's never getting the belt back-check
Get rid of Eugene becuase he's actually over-check
Ruin any believability of women's wrestling by letting untalented sluts on tv everyweek who can get us thrown off the air with their language-check
oh yeah and not mention bringing in the Rock to do a segment for the diva's, we cant have ratings!!!
Yep, this company is becoming WCW a little more everyday
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|  #6 Posted on 12.9.04 2121.27 | Instant Rating: 5.46 | I can't believe I'm saying this about a WWE event, but do you think they'll remember to rig it? All they need at this point is for a chick to unload on Carmella and set themselves up for an "unsafe working conditions" lawsuit. Normally I wouldn't worry about these things, but I guess WWE is dumb enough to give these girls mics on live TV, so who knows.
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| #7 Posted on 12.9.04 2137.41 | Instant Rating: 7.27 | Originally posted by Big Bad
I can't believe I'm saying this about a WWE event, but do you think they'll remember to rig it? All they need at this point is for a chick to unload on Carmella and set themselves up for an "unsafe working conditions" lawsuit. Normally I wouldn't worry about these things, but I guess WWE is dumb enough to give these girls mics on live TV, so who knows.
The DIVA Boxing segment would be watchable if they had a surprise opponent for the girls...
Lelani Ali, Muhammed's daughter. TOTAL CARNAGE! I LOVE IT!
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| #8 Posted on 12.9.04 2144.47 | Instant Rating: 1.19 | How exactly do three people box at the same time? It sounded like that last week on RAW when they described the match. And it sounded like that on Heat tonight.
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| #9 Posted on 12.9.04 2204.52 | Instant Rating: 3.30 | Originally posted by chill
How exactly do three people box at the same time? It sounded like that last week on RAW when they described the match. And it sounded like that on Heat tonight.
Maybe they are going to eliminate one diva first, then the remaining two will box it out?
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| #10 Posted on 12.9.04 2236.47 | Instant Rating: 4.80 | Originally posted by Big Bad
I can't believe I'm saying this about a WWE event, but do you think they'll remember to rig it? All they need at this point is for a chick to unload on Carmella and set themselves up for an "unsafe working conditions" lawsuit. Normally I wouldn't worry about these things, but I guess WWE is dumb enough to give these girls mics on live TV, so who knows.
You can be sued for anything, but technically I don't think these girls actually work for WWE (assuming this whole Diva contest is actually legit). And if WWE was smart, they actually have language in the contest rules, and signature of the contestants agreeing to said rules, that cover all this. Of course, that doesn't mean they wouldn't be sued, but it should mean they are less likely to lose.
(Not that it will matter, I would virtually guarantee that they WILL use those ridiculously oversized boxing gloves, making it nearly impossible for anybody to actually get hurt doing this)
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| #11 Posted on 13.9.04 0800.39 | Instant Rating: 6.14 | Originally posted by ges7184
but technically I don't think these girls actually work for WWE (assuming this whole Diva contest is actually legit).
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| #12 Posted on 13.9.04 0854.54 | Instant Rating: 9.01 | But, but, but... who's left in this thing now? Christy and Joy? I'd like to see those two wrestle.
But Carmella's been in Playboy. I've already seen her box...
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| #13 Posted on 13.9.04 0923.06 | Instant Rating: 6.73 | Weren't they saying last night that one of the er... ladies would be eliminated first before the big boxing showdown tonight? Thus, it would be a one-on-one between Christy and Carmella, er, I mean whomever ends up as the final two.
And yes... thank goodness it's almost done.
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|  #14 Posted on 13.9.04 1533.18 | Instant Rating: 2.23 |
WWE has been advertising a 'boxing' match between the two final RAW diva contestants tonight. There is a small problem with this though as boxing has certain rules and regulations that must be followed.
We heard over the weekend that The Washington Department of Licensing (they oversee boxing matches) heard about the match scheduled and contacted WWE about it.
We are being told that WWE was told the match would now be a pillow fight. If WWE decides to go through with the boxing match, the department would not be able to stop them. They could contact the state after the fact and report it as a violation and then the state could press charges. I guess we'll have to wait and see on this one.
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Is this real or just pure b/s? Surely Foxy boxing as WWE email to me told it was, isn't proper, is it?
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| #15 Posted on 13.9.04 1553.26 | Instant Rating: 3.73 | Three words: Brawl. For. All.
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| #16 Posted on 13.9.04 1558.25 | Instant Rating: 10.00 |
Surely Foxy boxing as WWE email to me told it was, isn't proper, is it?
That's a somewhat incoherent sentence.
WO.com has the same newsbit, so it must be all the talk backstage today. Different states have different rules about boxing so Divas boxing for money might be okay in other states, just not here. And surely WWE didn't think to check ahead about this sort of thing.
I'm guessing no one would've brought this up on their own if it wasn't a (legal) concern. Like the news says, they'll just switch it to a pillow fight or whatever. It's Divas Search, no one cares anyway.
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| #17 Posted on 13.9.04 1841.40 | Instant Rating: 5.57 | Originally posted by DJ Ran
But, but, but... who's left in this thing now? Christy and Joy? I'd like to see those two wrestle.
But Carmella's been in Playboy. I've already seen her box...
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| #18 Posted on 13.9.04 1918.56 | Instant Rating: 7.09 | How about 4 oz. MMA gloves?
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| #19 Posted on 13.9.04 1938.57 | Instant Rating: 5.97 | Originally posted by thecubsfan
I'm guessing no one would've brought this up on their own if it wasn't a (legal) concern. Like the news says, they'll just switch it to a pillow fight or whatever. It's Divas Search, no one cares anyway.
What do you mean no one cares. My off shore betting account had Christy as -260 favorite to win this boxing match, now her moneyline has dropped due to the pillow aspect, DROPPED!
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