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|  #1 Posted on 5.12.04 1214.47 | Instant Rating: 9.00 | Click Here (rockymountainnews.com) If you dare!
-Colorado Rockies oft-injured pitcher Denny Neagle was arrested early Friday after police say he paid { Sorry, you must be logged in to see this text! } on Colfax Avenue
Police started following Neagle about 1:30 a.m. Friday after spotting him speeding in a white Cadillac Escalade across West Colfax Avenue on Ames Street near the Denver city line. An officer followed the SUV to West 14th Avenue, where he approached Neagle's car.
Neagle's eyes were watery and bloodshot, and he smelled of alcohol, according to the report... When Neagle reached for his wallet, the officer noticed the pitcher's belt was undone.
When asked why it was unbuckled, Neagle told the officer he was just getting comfortable... But the woman who was in the car with Neagle, Jill Russell, 40, told police that she had { Sorry, you must be logged in to see this text! } -
Hidden tag got a work out. That woman really got his back, I guess she expected a tip, they took her $40 away, no one said the oldest profession needed employees with high IQ's... The Rockies media guide says he has a 4-year-old son, that's brutal. Makes you wonder what on earth is wrong with guys like these. Current major league player resorting to this. Yuck.
(edited by Net Hack Slasher on 5.12.04 1319)
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|  #2 Posted on 5.12.04 1226.56 | Instant Rating: 9.02 | Originally posted by Net Hack Slasher
Hidden tag got a work out.
Why, exactly? You can talk about oral sex in the open; most of us are adults here. Any sucker who might end up here because they did a search on "oral sex" probably deserves what they get.
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| #3 Posted on 6.12.04 1843.08 | Instant Rating: 6.03 | And all this time, I thought it was Denny Neagle who sucked.
You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, okay? Because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert... Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. Your wife is dead.
[laughs]
[beat]
...I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate, and I do apologize profusely...I'm...oh...
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| #4 Posted on 6.12.04 1925.23 | Instant Rating: 7.66 | Originally posted by Big Bad
And all this time, I thought it was Denny Neagle who sucked.
It's funny because it's true.
Looks like his day's not getting any better.
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| #5 Posted on 6.12.04 2242.29 | Instant Rating: 4.43 | Damn, I hope it was a good blowjob for $19,000,040.00...shyeah. Something tells me that ESPN is already casting for their next blockbuster original movie:
ESPN presents Ted McGinley starring as Denny Neagle in...
"Nineteen Million and Forty!"
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| #6 Posted on 7.12.04 1856.52 | Instant Rating: 7.00 | In case you haven't seen it:
(mugshot of Neagle's...umm.. self-employed model)
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| #7 Posted on 9.12.04 0659.00 | Instant Rating: 1.61 | Well, on one hand, I can understand getting a fourty dollar hummer, especially if you are rich. Why bother with a relationship, or a money grubbing woman, when you can get what you want for 40 bucks and be done with her?
Then again, fourty dollars for THAT? | rockdotcom_2.0
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| #8 Posted on 9.12.04 1537.14 | Instant Rating: 3.37 | Everytime I read something like this, I say to myself "dont these guys have mistresses?" Couldnt he just go into a bar and find a willing groupie? Baffling.
Also why did she have o say she was a hooker? Its not like they caught him picking her up or anything. If she had just kept her mouth shut they wouldnt have known. Unless she was a known hooker, but the story I havent seen that mentioned.
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| #9 Posted on 10.12.04 1634.34 | Instant Rating: 7.00 | Originally posted by rockdotcom_2.0
Couldnt he just go into a bar and find a willing groupie? Baffling.
It happened in Denver...where 99% of the local populace could care less about baseball and/or Denny Neagle. You'd be hard pressed to find ONE female Rockies groupie in town. Now if he was a Bronco... knobbers a-plenty.
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| #10 Posted on 11.12.04 0223.15 | Instant Rating: 9.00 | I use hidden tags because I don't want to step on Dean SD Workrate referrals... Plus I always blush whenever I see or use the word "performed".
Originally posted by estragand
(mugshot of Neagle's...umm.. self-employed model)
Self-employed model eh, shouldn't she be on Raw doing the limbo or something.
The Rockies released him! HA, they hit the jackpot. They can get rid a damaged good picture & look morally doing so... I wonder if more teams will have this put in their players contract and if they want to get out of it, just send over some temptation. In this case it didn't take much 
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| #11 Posted on 11.12.04 0230.40 | Instant Rating: 1.00 | I believe that it is a clause in the majority (if not all) of major league players contracts that the team employing the player reserves the right to void the contract if said player engages in behavior detrimental to the organization or Major League Baseball.
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| #12 Posted on 11.12.04 0843.30 | Instant Rating: 1.61 | Originally posted by Kidbrooklyn
I believe that it is a clause in the majority (if not all) of major league players contracts that the team employing the player reserves the right to void the contract if said player engages in behavior detrimental to the organization or Major League Baseball.
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