Time to play the good old grasp at straws game. Early last September, the leader of the Northern Alliance was assassinated, and we all know what happened a few days later. Now, early September again, an assassination attempt on the leader of Afghanistan. Does the pattern go 2 for 2?
Thank you Mr. Wanz for the check, now you get an AWA World Title Reign. But be careful, my boy Greg is a heat machine.
I have a feeling that the Taliban is lying in wait for us to invade Iraq so they can start causing real problems in Afganistan forcing us to fight in two theaters at once.
These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! – Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
They've assasinated (or at least tried to) a ton of people in the last couple years. I think they probably have other logistic concerns above "let's get the timing right so all the internet conspiracy theorists have something to do."
Expressing myself EVERY day - but especially on July 22, 2002!
BTW, I figured out what AWA (EDIT: Sorry, no, that was Stagger Lee. Apologies.) meant by "selling nuclear material to Russia." In 2010, the Russian government purchased a controlling interest in a company which produces uranium in the US.