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|#21 Posted on 22.6.02 1416.04 |
Originally posted by BobHollySTILLRules
And now a play...okay, casting for a play...it's called "Man Drowns In A Lake"
Playing Man: Lance Storm
Playing Lake: The WWE and the fans who care about it
Playing Rock that Sinks Man: Justin Credible
See where I'm going here? Come on guys, really? The Impact Players, 95% of the fanbase probably doesn't know who they are. I do and I STILL don't want to see Credible ruining Lance Storm on a weekly basis.
As for Dawn Marie, she's there for looks, which sucks for me, cause I think she's hideous.
And Billy and Chuck are right up there with the Midnight Express, Steiners, and British Bulldogs? The Impact Players do sort of suck. They aren't great but they are a well a team. Not 2 lower midcarders thrown together.
My point originally wasn't to reform the Impact Players but to first give some logical (in a wrestling way) to Dawn Marie being in the WWE. Second to try to give the Euro title some point. Right now it is completely pointless. Shit Regal doesn't even remember he is the champ. I thought a smartass champ dodging a stodgy challenger could possibly bring meaning.
Diamond is after all doing Dawn so that makes sense for her to manage him. I personally like heel stables and think that a manager with only 1 wrestler is really stupid and Dawn was the Impact Players manager in ECW that makes sense too.
If there was a real tag team division the Impact Players wouldn't really be that bad if they were one of 6 or 7 teams. I am not advocating giving them the belt though it's not like the tag team title is so respectable anymore.
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|AIM: || ||#22 Posted on 22.6.02 1433.48 |
Originally posted by spf2119
You know, I'd actually rather see the musketeer in WWE than Simon Diamond. I'd also rather see the Rocketeer from the bad Disney movie. Or pretty much anyone other than Simon Diamond. I mourn the passing of ECW as much as anyone, but sometimes they did just put out guys who weren't fun to watch...Simon was one of them. Just let him fade into obscurity.
Sure, Simon Diamond sucked as a wrestler, but damn did his theme music rock. "Simon Says" by Drain STH is just a kickass tune. I would *pay* to have Simon in WWE just so I could hear that song on RAW.
Weiner #91~Weiner of the Day-27.03
You can WWEat my shorts.
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|#23 Posted on 22.6.02 1447.41 |
|Not only would Justin Credible sink Lance Storm's push, if given the chance, he would bring back the worst catchphrase ever.|
"Thinkin' of a master plan/Cuz ain't nuthin but sweat inside my hand/So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent/So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint..." -- "Paid In Full"
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|#24 Posted on 22.6.02 1509.45 |
|Justin Credible holds the distinction of being the only clique member who is never acknowledged as a member of the clique, being as it would be embarrassing to the rest of them to admit association with someone who looks like the nerds Urkel used to hang out with on ĎFamily Mattersí. Itís likely they donít acknowledge him because heís the ugliest member of the group, which is awful for him, because when youíre uglier than X-Pac youíre damned, damned ugly. Iím very sorry to say it, or maybe Iím not, but swearing and pointing at your crotch and hitting people more talented than you with stuff does not make you a good worker, or over, or anything in between. That goes for Credible and Pac. Storm deserves better. Personally, I think he should stay a single, but if they really need him to do tags, let him tag with a newly heel Valbowski. I mean, letís face it, Val doesnít even have a gimmick right now. Heís got the old music and part of the old name, but he canít do the lines or the vignettes that got the old character overÖTo me thatís a recipe for scrapping the old name. How about having Lance Storm come out to rip on him during a match, about how a Canadian wrestler should be ashamed of the career Val has had, and then have Val beat down Storm. The next week, have Val come on down when Storm is laying it into some poor babyface and beating on him, and instead of making the save, Val joins Storm in the beating (on a major face, by the way), then cuts a well-worked heel promo saying heís not Val Venis, or Valbowski, or any of that crap. His name is Sean Morley, and heís not afraid to admit it anymore. Heíll say how he doesnít know why he let the Ďfront officeí work him into being ashamed of what he is, especially when what he is, is better than 90% of the people in this business Ďnot to mention all of you gun-toting white-trash, unionizing Americans!í He can underscore that Canadian thing, and boom, we have a tag-team who dominate until the WWE develops a new face teamÖ(and I do mean new).|
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|#25 Posted on 22.6.02 1628.09 |
|I've always liked seeing Dawn with Storm. They seem to mix really well and have some chemistry together. She's the yin to Storm's yang. She's the Barney to Storms Fred. They play off each other so well.|
What I would have liked to see is not the anti-amercian group but more of Lance Storm conspiracy victim , He's bitchin all the time and asking Canadian heels or faces about it how he's getting screwed because of his nationality
and they might agree just to humor him and then roll their eyes at the whacked out Storm. Then he gets a real sympothizer Dawn Marie who really is the only one that believes him. She says "As a paralegal, I know when people are getting shafted and you sir are being treated unfair" Storm looks at her with puppydog eyes "You believe me" "I sure do!". And starts there partnership.
As for Simon Diamond, his matches were never really stood out, he was okay. I thought his promos were pretty funny "Simon has a problem" and how could you forget his bodyguard Dick Hertz.
I don't get it, everyone loves rats, but they don't want to drink the rats milk?
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