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|  #1 Posted on 3.6.04 1707.11 | Instant Rating: 3.59 | This announcement alternately frightens and amuses me. I really think that I might have to buy this album just so I can hear "Hassle the Hoff" and Ice-T rocking out on Cop Killer or maybe Midnight.
http://www.jengajam.com/r/Hasselhoff-Rapper
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| #2 Posted on 4.6.04 0749.38 | Instant Rating: 4.84 | Allow me to make the most obvious joke on earth and say "We laugh...but you *know* in Germany this is going to sell HUGE"
I expect you fans, you people here in LA to do what you do best. RIOT!
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| #3 Posted on 5.6.04 0221.19 | Instant Rating: 5.68 | Sadly, it's a hoax. Hassel the Hoff would've been the best rapper to come down the pipe since Randy Savage taught us to "Be a Man" though.
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|  #4 Posted on 5.6.04 0633.07 | Instant Rating: 3.36 | Originally posted by Mild Mannered Madman
Sadly, it's a hoax. Hassel the Hoff would've been the best rapper to come down the pipe since Randy Savage taught us to "Be a Man" though.
Of course, we should be happy that Jim Ross isn't shilling this album on TV...or for that matter, David's not doing a guest appearance on Raw...
JR: "Oh my God...David just laid out Randy Orton! He's a hoff, David is a by gawd hoff! There are somethings you do not do, and one of them is hassle the hoff!"
(edited by SOK on 5.6.04 0534)
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Since: 16.4.02
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| #5 Posted on 8.6.04 0905.14 | Instant Rating: 4.25 | 
Oops...this just in off the CNN wires: Hasselhoff has been busted again for suspicion of DUI (Yahoo! News UK/Ireland, via Reuters) in Southern California, say police.
He checked himself into Betty Ford back in 2002, CNN sez.
(EDIT: Linkified!)
(edited by The Thrill on 9.6.04 0802)
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