The Darth doppelganger, who apparently blended right in with other moviegoers attending Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith at the Showplace Eight Theater around 9:15 p.m. Saturday, was not armed--even with a lightsaber, according to Lieutenant Rick Davis of the Springfield Police Department. Using the force--the brute kind--he pushed an employee away from the register and snashed the case.
"The Chia Pet: When not bothering to give you a gift at all isn't enough to reveal how much I hate you."
Those "3rd Rock from the Sun" DVDs are $6.99 each. For an entire season. WTF? I clicked on those because I was going to complain about how much British TV series DVDs end up being. $24.32 for 6 episodes of Red Dwarf?