The Darth doppelganger, who apparently blended right in with other moviegoers attending Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith at the Showplace Eight Theater around 9:15 p.m. Saturday, was not armed--even with a lightsaber, according to Lieutenant Rick Davis of the Springfield Police Department. Using the force--the brute kind--he pushed an employee away from the register and snashed the case.
"The Chia Pet: When not bothering to give you a gift at all isn't enough to reveal how much I hate you."
As a proud (proud? Yeah, let's go with proud) veteran of Comic Con now, I'm pretty excited for Morgan Spurlock's new documentary. So many memories. So many nerds. I would totally do Comic Con again. Maybe next year.