The Darth doppelganger, who apparently blended right in with other moviegoers attending Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith at the Showplace Eight Theater around 9:15 p.m. Saturday, was not armed--even with a lightsaber, according to Lieutenant Rick Davis of the Springfield Police Department. Using the force--the brute kind--he pushed an employee away from the register and snashed the case.
"The Chia Pet: When not bothering to give you a gift at all isn't enough to reveal how much I hate you."
They don't really compare at all, except that Troy was probably better. And not nearly as painful to watch either. Both were about the same length as well. EDIT: Here's my official review of the movie- http://www.hybridmagazine.