To think the uniforms were going to be the biggest news of Arizona's offseason before all their crazy signings and trades for pitching
George Michael weighed his options. Maeby had chastised him for not taking risks, and what would be a bigger risk than perpetuating a lie about software just to ignite the passions of a woman? Of course it would be a lie, and since Maeby wouldn't know it was a lie, he wouldn't appear to be taking a risk. Perhaps the bigger risk was to tell his father he was lying, that he came up with it because he wanted his father to leave so he could enjoy what remained of his senior year. After all, he wondered, wouldn't that be the course of action taken by an overtly sexual man, a man who owns a pair of matador pants? He had not responded now for 41 seconds according to his unfailing internal clock, and it was time to come clean.
You grow up in Nova Scotia and you have three options for who your team is...the Expos, Red Sox, or Jays. I was the BIGGEST Expos fan as a kid (Tim Wallach RULES!), and hated (and STILL hate) the fact that they get no exposure in this country.