To think the uniforms were going to be the biggest news of Arizona's offseason before all their crazy signings and trades for pitching
George Michael weighed his options. Maeby had chastised him for not taking risks, and what would be a bigger risk than perpetuating a lie about software just to ignite the passions of a woman? Of course it would be a lie, and since Maeby wouldn't know it was a lie, he wouldn't appear to be taking a risk. Perhaps the bigger risk was to tell his father he was lying, that he came up with it because he wanted his father to leave so he could enjoy what remained of his senior year. After all, he wondered, wouldn't that be the course of action taken by an overtly sexual man, a man who owns a pair of matador pants? He had not responded now for 41 seconds according to his unfailing internal clock, and it was time to come clean.
No less of a big time pundit as MYSELF did so. The whole will he/won't he deal seems like a guy who was weighing risk vs. reward of one final gigantic payday against coming back for a final season as the pitching version of broken down Bonds.