Apparently the yuppies have stopped crying over and praying for Mark Prior long enough to make this (admittedly funny) little dig at the fine upstanding folks (all 800 of us) who visit Comiskey Park on a regular basis, as opposed to the hellpit that is Wrigley Field and surrounding neighborhood. Feel free to somehow adapt this to any baseball rivalry of your choice.
Well, the Yanks got Dan Miceli, and I doubt that he is much of a 'depletion of resources,' especially since they just dealt Mondesi's $11 million dollar albatross to Arizona. NY also got Bret Prinz in that deal, so their pen gets another arm.