Apparently the yuppies have stopped crying over and praying for Mark Prior long enough to make this (admittedly funny) little dig at the fine upstanding folks (all 800 of us) who visit Comiskey Park on a regular basis, as opposed to the hellpit that is Wrigley Field and surrounding neighborhood. Feel free to somehow adapt this to any baseball rivalry of your choice.
I'm saving all my complaints for when the Yanks throw a few hundred million and some Hawaiian islands at Cliff Lee. Torii Hunter couldn't even bring home his usual Gold Glove? This was just a wretched year all across the board for Anaheim.