Apparently the yuppies have stopped crying over and praying for Mark Prior long enough to make this (admittedly funny) little dig at the fine upstanding folks (all 800 of us) who visit Comiskey Park on a regular basis, as opposed to the hellpit that is Wrigley Field and surrounding neighborhood. Feel free to somehow adapt this to any baseball rivalry of your choice.
Fuck, man. That was awful. I share in the deep shame of Sox fans everywhere. Rot in hell, Carl Crawford. On the flipside, I hope this isn't a sign of things to come for Chad Fox. /Edit: But misfortune is not limited to the Trop.