Apparently the yuppies have stopped crying over and praying for Mark Prior long enough to make this (admittedly funny) little dig at the fine upstanding folks (all 800 of us) who visit Comiskey Park on a regular basis, as opposed to the hellpit that is Wrigley Field and surrounding neighborhood. Feel free to somehow adapt this to any baseball rivalry of your choice.
Actually, I feel for Ken Griffey's case. Sure, the Reds outfield is looking amazing right now - but SEVENTY FOUR percent of the fans in a poll suggested he should be the guy getting benched in his return. This is Ken Griffey Jr.