Apparently the yuppies have stopped crying over and praying for Mark Prior long enough to make this (admittedly funny) little dig at the fine upstanding folks (all 800 of us) who visit Comiskey Park on a regular basis, as opposed to the hellpit that is Wrigley Field and surrounding neighborhood. Feel free to somehow adapt this to any baseball rivalry of your choice.
Uhhhh . . . Last season, Pujols was denied because the Giants went to the Playoffs and the Cardinals didn't. This season, Pujols is denied because the Cardinals go to the Playoffs and the Giants don't?