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Since: 1.3.02
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#21 Posted on
I always wanted to bring a sign saying "Genesis 32:24", which is the first wrestling match in the Bible.

"Then Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him until daybreak." hmm that recap would take pages




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Since: 2.1.02
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#22 Posted on
I'd just pay for CRZ to write something like: "Saul trying to come back, Saul with a (wait for it) right." It wouldn't get much better for me. Unless someone took off on the R-V-D thing like I don't know maybe...Je-Sus-Christ.


This thread, btw, has been fun to read.



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#23 Posted on
http://jkyle.com says:



A CRZ bible is fine and dandy.
But what about a Workrate Report on the Book of Mormon and Dianetics by Dean?



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#24 Posted on
Wow - There's so much potential in this.

Don't you know God predestines everything. Its just like professional wrestling.

BTW, this has already been done. Go and listen to the Reduced Shakespeare Company's Complete Word of God (Abridged). The wrestling segment is the end of the first side. (The best part is when Jonah is fighting the Whale, and the Whale gets saved by Greenpeace)

Man oh man.



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#25 Posted on
This doesn't sound like an unreasonable request. Say CRZ, would you mind spending about, oh, a year of your time rewriting the Bible?



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#26 Posted on

    Originally posted by Big Bad
    This doesn't sound like an unreasonable request. Say CRZ, would you mind spending about, oh, a year of your time rewriting the Bible?
Not for less than $3.3M



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Since: 25.6.02
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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.21

    Originally posted by CRZ

      Originally posted by Big Bad
      This doesn't sound like an unreasonable request. Say CRZ, would you mind spending about, oh, a year of your time rewriting the Bible?
    Not for less than $3.3M


What is rather disturbing is the fact that you came up with a price. Not to mention a very precise price.

Odd.



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#28 Posted on
Well, looks like we all better start saving up now.
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#29 Posted on
It's only expensive if you assume he meant american dollars.
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Since: 4.1.02
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#30 Posted on
Jesus died when he was 33, so CRZ simply wants 100 grand for every year of his life.



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Since: 20.5.02
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#31 Posted on
...Not for less than $3.3M...

I'm in for...(scrounges around pockets)...oh, looks like 43 cents and a coupon for 40 cents of 3 cans of Pringles.

By the way, great post, Elitist!

(edited by byort on 9.8.02 1438)
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#32 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.21

    Originally posted by Big Bad
    Jesus died when he was 33, so CRZ simply wants 100 grand for every year of his life.


Ahh...now it makes sense!

Thanks!





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Since: 12.1.02
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#33 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
About Genesis 32:24--

Man, it seems the farther back you go into history, the longer the wrestling matches get. I'm sure this beats the 90-minute time-limit draws that were rampant about fifty years ago.

Seriously, though, imagine CRZ recapping a match that literally took hours. Some Undertaker-Triple H matches nowadays feel like they take hours, but this one actually does!

Apparently, the Genesis 32:24 match ended up in a time-limit draw, too. I must say, though, I wish Jacob was still alive and in WWE today. Any guy who can wrestle with an angel to a multiple-hour time-limit draw has badass written all over him.



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#34 Posted on
I know I'll probably get crap for this, but here goes.

I know that a lot of Christians/religious people can be total phonies. However, I don't think it justifies the crap people fling at *anyone* who professes a belief in Jesus. I'm normally a good sport, but the first post in this thread is really offensive.

Narrowmindedness can go both ways, you know.
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#35 Posted on

    Originally posted by Friday
    I know I'll probably get crap for this, but here goes.

    I know that a lot of Christians/religious people can be total phonies. However, I don't think it justifies the crap people fling at *anyone* who professes a belief in Jesus. I'm normally a good sport, but the first post in this thread is really offensive.

    Narrowmindedness can go both ways, you know.



Well, I knew it was too good to last long. You never can joke with religious people.

*sigh*



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#36 Posted on

    Originally posted by chazerizer

      Originally posted by Friday
      I know I'll probably get crap for this, but here goes.

      I know that a lot of Christians/religious people can be total phonies. However, I don't think it justifies the crap people fling at *anyone* who professes a belief in Jesus. I'm normally a good sport, but the first post in this thread is really offensive.

      Narrowmindedness can go both ways, you know.



    Well, I knew it was too good to last long. You never can joke with religious people.

    *sigh*



That reminds me of the proposed Forrest Gump sequel. The story was that he was looking for a religion to help him and son get over Jenny while generally bumbling and offending everyone in 'hilarious' fashion. I would have paid money just for the Islamic Fundamentalist part of that film.



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