I've been reading CRZ's posts for years and eve his columns, but the problem I have with him is that he's always putting down great African performers like Kamala and Abdullah the Butcher. Now, even though both are retired, CRZ still finds it to demean my fellow countrymen. Let me tell you something, you little man. I just came over from Kenya a few weeks ago and got my U.S. Citizenship. If there are ever any more African wrestlers in the future, and you try to put them down, you will some serious hell to pay! You had better showing the African wrestlers some respect!
hmmm..someone from MO with a beef against CRZ...doesn't sound like anyone who's been banned from the board recently does it?
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Er, Abdullah the Butcher is Canadian, he's from Windsor, Ontario. Real name: Larry Shreeve. FYI (In case you aren't a troll...)
No Way! I mean I never figured he was from the jungle, but I never thought of him as Canadian. On a side note I always trip out when I see Meng speaking perfect English. Anyone know where he is really from?
Yeah he makes the occasional racial joke, I hasn't bothered me once. I've been reading CRZ for years also and found him to be a chauvinists and a homophobe. It's all good. Got a joke to lighten the mood.
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>I've been reading his posts for years >I just came over from Kenya a few weeks ago
Sure, that's possible, but your story has enough holes to drive a Mack truck through! If you've gotten U.S. Citizenship (which I doubt is even possible after a few weeks), then Kamala and Abdullah the Butcher are *no longer* your countrymen! Wait, I forgot about dual citizenship. Rephrase that. Not only are they your countrymen, I am one of your countrymen! Nice try though.
Originally posted by Mr. BoffoIf you've gotten U.S. Citizenship (which I doubt is even possible after a few weeks), then Kamala and Abdullah the Butcher are *no longer* your countrymen! Wait, I forgot about dual citizenship. Rephrase that. Not only are they your countrymen, I am one of your countrymen! Nice try though.
Well let's pretend Kamala and Abdullah really are from Uganda and Sudan respectively. Our African friend is allegedly from Kenya, so they wouldn't be his countrymen anyway since Africa as a whole is not a nation, but a continent consisting of several nations.
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