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#101 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.00
Nerd check: Finally went back in and actually started playing around with it. Haven't actually talked to anyone yet, but I'm not too confident that it'll happen.

My name's not too obvious - I've got a few names that I use (although here is a notable exception; I don't use this - or derivations of it - outside of here and Yahoo); the one I'm using there is Graysnail.
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#102 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.38
Add another OkCupid casualty...I just got done IMing with a fairly cool chica. Thanks CRZ!

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#103 Posted on
    Originally posted by GoddamnJordan
    What in the hell is "radcliffy"?


http://www.okcupid.com/glossary

"radcliffy

adj. Consisting of the broad range of personality traits normally associated with Harvard girls.

Bob's organized, ambitious, and smart. I wish I were more Radcliffy like he, because I can't get a job at Morgan Stanley.

radcliffy2

adj. Unable to orgasm."


^From the just created glossary, for those who missed it/haven't logged in for a bit. Looks like the site is updated pretty regularly, giving me a reason to visit the site daily despite the fact I have NO DATES YET. Maybe I should, you know, take some initiative instead of obsessively browsing through compatible profiles wishing they'd WOO me.

headshiver, the Manchild: Eagerly awaiting the inevitable maelstrom of dates to annihilate my single existence.



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#104 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.00
    Originally posted by zeroquasi
    adj. Consisting of the broad range of personality traits normally associated with Harvard girls.

    Bob's organized, ambitious, and smart. I wish I were more Radcliffy like he, because I can't get a job at Morgan Stanley.

    radcliffy2

    adj. Unable to orgasm."



I'm always described as more "radcliffy" than these folks when I do a comparison...

Harvard girlish or not being able to orgasm... I hate these tests.
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Since: 20.1.02
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#105 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.25
Was anyone ever on SparkMatch? I was a huge fan of it back in college, and it went away for a long time. However, I see that's now back as okcupid! Well, even though I have a "sortof" girlfriend, I'm definitely signing up for this. I met a lot of cool people on the original service.

(By the way, to keep up with the conversation, the "sortof" girlfriend is a Red Sox fan, while I'm a lifelong Yankees fan. Maybe that's what keeps that "sortof" tag in place.)

Geez... my results have sure changed since my college days. Apparently I'm the Boy Next Door. I guess I don't drink enough anymore. But that was for the other (now closed) thread.

Be happy you found a wrestling fan. I have to say, I think the fact that I love wrestling so much was one of the downfalls of my last relationship. Bitch couldn't stand watching Raw every week. The new "sortof" girlfriend watched the Rumble and 'Mania and ENJOYED them. Now, if only I can convince her that our relationship is strong enough to endure a summer with her in Maine and me in Connecticut...



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Since: 2.1.02
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#106 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
Well, my first date from OKCupid was totall AWESOME. She manages a Blockbuster, so I met her there when she was locking up and we sat and talked for 7 hours. I literally just got home (8am here).

Total lust on both sides. We have WAY too much in common. For the record, we're a 84% match according to the site.

We're gonna hang again Saturday.

CRZ is fucking awesome. If it wasn't for him, I'd never even meet Huldah (no, she's not jewish, she's named after her native american grandmother, who had a jewish name...go figure).

Thanks again Mr. Zimmerman.




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#107 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
"EWWW, I can't stand internet wrestling fans, they're so annoying and elitist." ---Serena, Monday April 26th 2004

And with THAT comment, I am NEVER mentioning that I post on a IWC message board.

After watching both SMACKDOWN and RAW with her, I've come to the conclusion that I can NEVER allow Serena to know that the WONDERFUL CRZ inadvertently introduced us; my deepest apologies.

HOWEVER, she DID make a "...my man is holding down Tajiri." joke and I might have laughed a little too much at it, so I need to hide that side of me while I'm around her, at least for now until we get to know each other better.

She reads 411, but she likes to stay away from the spoilers for Smackdown, which is just fine with me as I try to do the same, unless I know I won't be able to catch the show. She says that no matter where this relationship leads, I'm always welcome to come over on mondays and thursdays to watch RAW and SMACKDOWN and 'cuddle'.

Other little things from the past week are...

I know her ex-boyfriend. His name is Tom. He's 2 years older then me, and he told her WE would make a great couple, to which I ended up buying Tom 6 shots tonight, and a liter of FRANCIS CONNOR beer. That is about $35 for the good words from Tom, and worth every dime.

She HATES SUSHI, which I hope to change, cause... well, I like sushi, and I'm not gonna do without just for her, you know.

She LOVES my grandmothers fried chicken, which I made for her last week, she says it's the best she ever had and would do anything for the recipe. I replied that a lesser man would taker her up on that offer and she asked "Why 'AREN'T' you a lesser man?"... good come, back, bad grammar.

My Roommate has to work this weekend and is not able to go to COACHELLA. Serena said she'd but the ticket from him and Paul said "No, just go and have fun, I'll stay here and wallow in my self pity." Paul and I have a message board that we leave notes on for each other. Paul left this after saying she could go in his place...

'Ticket to Coachella - $140.00
Plane ticket - $378.00 (round trip)
Being alone in another state with a new girlfriend - PRICELESS!!!

The Paul Card, Don't leave without thanking it.'

...Paul RULES!!!

EDIT: Paul, my friend Joe, and even my brother have all used the word 'GIRLFRIEND' and it strikes me as odd that I nor Serena have said anything about it... interesting.

(edited by Cerebus on 27.4.04 0542)


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#108 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.25
After hearing all the success stories, yours truly jumped into this OKCupid thing. (Screen name: the_thrill316)

We'll see how it goes. CRZ, you might just be the biggest pimp since Snoop Dogg's "spiritual advisor." Supafly!



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#109 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.07
    Originally posted by Cerebus
    "EWWW, I can't stand internet wrestling fans, they're so annoying and elitist." ---Serena, Monday April 26th 2004
Clearly this is a woman of taste and refinement! So what's she doing with you? badumbum

    And with THAT comment, I am NEVER mentioning that I post on a IWC message board.
You're posting on some OTHER board in addition to *this* one? Where do you find the time man



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#110 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
    Originally posted by CRZ
    Clearly this is a woman of taste and refinement! So what's she doing with you? badumbum


You sir, are NOT invited to the wedding now.(if it ever gets THAT far...)(...not that I'm thinking that far ahead or anything...)(but you never know.)

I'm blaming you!



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#111 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.10
My date went alright. It wasn't so much of a date as it was just an occasion to chill out and get to know someone better, so maybe it was an actual date after all. I don't care, really.
We went to the museum, and we would have stayed longer had the cafe not closed fifteen minutes before we got there, and I really wanted a Jones, so we ended up going to Panera, and afterwards we went to Meijer and I bought her some candy and then she dropped me off at my house.
We'll probably get together again sometime within the month, she lives somewhat far away and is working more for the summer, so it's hard to plan things with any degree of certainty.

Thanks for the website heads-up, CRZ.



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#112 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
Just a relationship question to throw out to everyone.

How soon is too soon to be hopping into the sack? How long, on average, did you and your significant other wait until you two finally crossed that line?

I think we were too soon.

One week.
But we're very interested in each other. She was molested by her grandfather, who also molested her mother, and to her sex and love are separate. Sex is no big whoop. It would be like shaking hands. Luckily, she's loyal to whomever she's dating.

I just hope she doesn't have too much baggage. She warned me that she just joined the site just for fun and never expected a reply. She doesn't even know if she wants to hop back into a relationship.

In December she kicked out her live-in boyfriend of 3.5 years. She doesn't know if she wants me, one friend she had the hots for, or just stay single. At least I'm getting some PROTECTED action. I'm just going to go into this as just friends with benefits and see where it goes.




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#113 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.64
A week seems a little quick to me. If it's working for now, that's great. In the long run however, you'll probably need to convince yourselves that there's more to it than just the sex.

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#114 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.16
Dude, I've done the date/sex up the molested/raped/messed up girl routine, and it's fun at first, but be careful. At least your girl is loyal. Mine wasn't, really. Let's just say that my co-workers all knew what kind of ass I was getting, mostly because they got it too.

It disturbs me when the number of sexual partners a girl has can't fit on a city bus. Needless to say, we don't talk much anymore.



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#115 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.63
Well since people are posting their progress reports, i've met exactly one girl through the site. Heh. The one I mentioned earlier. We've known each other 9 or 10 days but are pretty close. We've actually only gone out twice but talk almost every waking hour of the day whether by phone, text, or AIM. I've been up till the wee hours talking to her almost every night. Actually she's been calling me all this time.

She's really chatty which is a good contrast for my shy and quiet personality. She doesn't mind if I just listen, and I could listen to her talk all day. Not to mention she's practically a straight-A student (she has a 3.8GPA but wants to bump it to a 4.0); a high school senior at San Dimas High (she's legal--barely, and yes I know their football team rules), she acts on the weekends at a local production of "Rocky Horror...", and loves kids and nature. awwwww.

It has potential to be very good. I don't really know where we're at right now. It's not like I ask and check all the time. I'm just glad i've found someone who makes me happy and vice versa. (awwwwwwww)




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#116 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
    Originally posted by Roy.
    Dude, I've done the date/sex up the molested/raped/messed up girl routine, and it's fun at first, but be careful. At least your girl is loyal. Mine wasn't, really. Let's just say that my co-workers all knew what kind of ass I was getting, mostly because they got it too.

    It disturbs me when the number of sexual partners a girl has can't fit on a city bus. Needless to say, we don't talk much anymore.


I seem to be a baggage magnet. Out of the last 5 gals I've had serious relationships with, four had real bad baggage like this.

If it helps, on the site, she's The Nurse. It's not on my profile because I didn't take the test and you can't go back, but on my dummy acct, I got The Playboy. According to their comparisons, we are a "match" in that regard.




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#117 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.81
    Originally posted by GrubbyLongJohns
    Well since people are posting their progress reports, i've met exactly one girl through the site. Heh. The one I mentioned earlier. We've known each other 9 or 10 days but are pretty close. We've actually only gone out twice but talk almost every waking hour of the day whether by phone, text, or AIM. I've been up till the wee hours talking to her almost every night. Actually she's been calling me all this time.

    She's really chatty which is a good contrast for my shy and quiet personality. She doesn't mind if I just listen, and I could listen to her talk all day. Not to mention she's practically a straight-A student (she has a 3.8GPA but wants to bump it to a 4.0); a high school senior at San Dimas High (she's legal--barely, and yes I know their football team rules), she acts on the weekends at a local production of "Rocky Horror...", and loves kids and nature. awwwww.

    It has potential to be very good. I don't really know where we're at right now. It's not like I ask and check all the time. I'm just glad i've found someone who makes me happy and vice versa. (awwwwwwww)


She's going to threaten to kill herself when you try to break up with her. Run away screaming, now.

Oh wait, that was my life. Sorry. I'm sure this will work out better for you.



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#118 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.08
    Originally posted by Zeruel
    Just a relationship question to throw out to everyone.

    How soon is too soon to be hopping into the sack? How long, on average, did you and your significant other wait until you two finally crossed that line?


I'd hope it's safe to assume she's of age, so I'd say seeing as your both consenting adult human beings you should do it whenever your both ready and putting "restrictions" on it means (speaking generally, of course) he/she is a controlling asshole who can't let him/herself let things run their course and see where the road takes him/her.

You might meet someone that you have an amazing mutual physical attraction with where you both say on your first date "screw the movie! Let's go fuck right NOW." Or you might meet someone who is more reserved about it but whose company you enjoy and you don't mind waiting a while for it. They are both OK scenarios if you are OK with them. I can't stand it when people say "we have to have FIVE dates" or "we have to be together for three months" before they can have sex.

Also, I'd do some heavy checking into that baggage deal, because it's NO fun to be dealing with emotional shit that's not your fault and you can't do anything about when you could be out with the next. I'm just sayin' is all.

(You'd probably not be surprised to know that I got "the Playboy" when I took the OKCupid test.)



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#119 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.14
    Originally posted by Guru Zim
    She's going to threaten to kill herself when you try to break up with her. Run away screaming, now.

    Oh wait, that was my life. Sorry. I'm sure this will work out better for you.


You sure you weren't cribbing from mine?

Is this common knowledge that victims of molestation respond that way to the end of the relationship? Cuz no one told me till it was too late...



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#120 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.64
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