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Since: 13.7.02
From: Austin

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#81 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.34
    Originally posted by The Amazing Salami
    Or you could show up at the same club next week with the hot librarian chick. She's there with her female friends....and you, the "dork", are there with a perfectly wonderful person you met using a dorky online service.


But can the librarian check get INTO this place? Do they card?

I'm sorry... my girl is just 20 herself.
Freeway
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Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

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#82 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.45
My God...there's a lot of hot girls on there from my hometown. Hmm...



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Since: 17.11.02

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#83 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
After reflecting on the whole thing, I can't believe I didn't put the pieces together before hand.

To clarify the story a little, it was my ex-wife's friend Sara who was on the site. She gave me Jean's name as her name in email, which I should know better to have ANYTHING to do with people named after my ex-bitch.

I kinda feel taken in by it all, but what can you do, right?

Being an 'elder statesman' around the bar/club scene here, I can pretty much go anywhere and get anyone in as being over 21; but I try not to do it too often. The Bennigans thing was just getting lucky with a waiter who didn't card either one of us, which happens a lot at places around colleges.

I'm taking Serena out tonight again, but she says she's gonna be busy till 11pm, which has me worried cause she was busy thursday and couldn't do anything untill after 10pm and now mondays untill 11pm... I hope she's NOT a smark or anything like that, cause when I talked to her yesterday she said she was gonna go out with a friend and was out till 11pm at DOGWATER which happens to be a blast zone...

(edited by Cerebus on 19.4.04 1823)


Cerebus: RIP 1977-2004.

"What do you think it's like being created by a manic-depressive, paranoid schizophrenic, hypochondriac, misogynist with delusions of grandeur and a messiah complex?"
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Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

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#84 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.45
    Originally posted by Cerebus
    After reflecting on the whole thing, I can't believe I didn't put the pieces together before hand.

    To clarify the story a little, it was my ex-wife's friend Sara who was on the site. She gave me Jean's name as her name in email, which I should know better to have ANYTHING to do with people named after my ex-bitch.

    I kinda feel taken in by it all, but what can you do, right?

    Being an 'elder statesman' around the bar/club scene here, I can pretty much go anywhere and get anyone in as being over 21; but I try not to do it too often. The Bennigans thing was just getting lucky with a waiter who didn't card either one of us, which happens a lot at places around colleges.

    I'm taking Serena out tonight again, but she says she's gonna be busy till 11pm, which has me worried cause she was busy thursday and couldn't do anything untill after 10pm and now mondays untill 11pm... I hope she's NOT a smark or anything like that, cause when I talked to her yesterday she said she was gonna go out with a friend and was out till 11pm at DOGWATER which happens to be a blast zone...

    (edited by Cerebus on 19.4.04 1823)


Wow. Just...wow. Your ex-wife SUCKS. Seriously. Her friends suck. Hope things work out with Serena, you deserve some good luck.



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Since: 17.11.02

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#85 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
Well, NOW I'm at a loss for words. One of my fears have come true... Serena's a Helmsley fan. Last night, she WAS at DOGWATER to see the PPV cause she can't get them through the school cable system.

Dear god, what am I to do now... She even has a Helmsley shirt that glows in the dark.

To paraphrase Cartman, 'My god, why have you forsaken me?'

...help?





Cerebus: RIP 1977-2004.

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#86 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.34
Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

    Originally posted by Cerebus
    Well, NOW I'm at a loss for words. One of my fears have come true... Serena's a Helmsley fan. Last night, she WAS at DOGWATER to see the PPV cause she can't get them through the school cable system.

    Dear god, what am I to do now... She even has a Helmsley shirt that glows in the dark.

    To paraphrase Cartman, 'My god, why have you forsaken me?'

    ...help?




Triple H fan? Well...I hope you like laying down!

Don't expect her to do the J-O-B anytime soon!

With the ladies, it really IS all about the game, AND how you play it.

But hey, at least she'll be that damn good.

OK...I'm done now. Seriously, she's a wrestling fan! This is a GOOD thing! So what if she likes someone you don't? Just be happy that she watches the show at all. If it's "meant to be" then her liking Triple H will not ruin it.



So, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky: Try to take over the world!
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Since: 20.6.02
From: I am the Tag Team Champions!

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#87 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.90
    Originally posted by Cerebus
    Well, NOW I'm at a loss for words. One of my fears have come true... Serena's a Helmsley fan. Last night, she WAS at DOGWATER to see the PPV cause she can't get them through the school cable system.

    Dear god, what am I to do now... She even has a Helmsley shirt that glows in the dark.

    To paraphrase Cartman, 'My god, why have you forsaken me?'

    ...help?




Hey, she likes wrestling! Great! You two have something in common.

But do not, I repeat, do NOT get "smarky" with her until you're absolutely sure she's also a smark. It'd be like watching a movie and then watching your date dissect every little detail of the movie and what was wrong with it. It gets annoying. So unless you know for sure that she's a part of the IWC, then...er...you know NOTHING about anything called the IWC.

In other words, play "mark"




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Since: 7.8.02
From: Boston, MA

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#88 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.15
Could be worse... My fiancee is a Randy Orton fan. Well, mostly for his package.

Dating someone who is a wrestling fan has its advantages. You can turn a local PPV or TV taping into a "big night out" for the two of you. You also have an excuse to purchase ass-less chaps and dance around your bedroom to "Sexy Boy". From what I hear, anyway.

But when you tell her you post on an internet message board about wrestling, be gentle. When women hear Internet + Pro Wrestling, that usually equals "Loser" in their minds. Just tell her you read it for the articles or something.



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Since: 2.6.03
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#89 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.00
    Originally posted by Cerebus
    Well, NOW I'm at a loss for words. One of my fears have come true... Serena's a Helmsley fan. Last night, she WAS at DOGWATER to see the PPV cause she can't get them through the school cable system.

    Dear god, what am I to do now... She even has a Helmsley shirt that glows in the dark.

    To paraphrase Cartman, 'My god, why have you forsaken me?'

    ...help?




Please read what you wrote again and tell me how ludicrous you sound. Between your ex and her bitch friends trying to embarass you versus "I dig this cool librarian chick but OH SNAP she likes Triple H what's a guy to do", you should be perfectly fine with the latter. This would be a lot like me meeting an attractive girl with whom I connect with on all different levels, but would question going further with her because she *gasp* likes the Raiders.

(edited by Broncolanche on 21.4.04 0041)


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#90 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.24
    Originally posted by Simba
    You also have an excuse to purchase ass-less chaps...


Are there any other kind?

Cerebus, just remember this T-Shirt:







(Not Bob Kohm)


In the context of baseball, the use of drugs hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, the use of alcohol hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, womanizing hurts whom? Maybe the wife of the player? In the context of baseball, felonies are crimes against society, not against baseball. In the context of baseball, gambling is the only crime against baseball.

Gambling, in the context of baseball, is a capital offense and Rose has richly earned-- hell, he agreed to-- his death sentence. Let him hang.

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Since: 3.1.02
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#91 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.47
    Originally posted by Broncolanche
    she *gasp* likes the Raiders.


or even the chiefs.......



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Since: 2.1.02
From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary.

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#92 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
Well, I think that okcupid is an awesome site. I've been chatting with 3 great gals. Only 2 are relationship worthy. The other one is working 40 hours AND takeing 20 hours of classes. She can't really date until May '05.

I have a date Saturday night. She really wanted to see Kill Bill vol 2, and I don't mind watching it a second time. Then she wants to have dinner and then head back to her place for an anime fest.

The site really does a good job of matching you with people you really want to meet. She loves anime as much as I do, britcoms too. And she's as much as a goof ball as I am, so I think this will really work out.




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Since: 2.1.02
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#93 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.60


So uh, is the whole deal where you're only 92% compatible with yourself a joke telling the user not to take the site too seriously?

I think out of everyone here, I was closest to matching Jag, and that was only like 60-something-ish.



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Since: 24.2.02

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#94 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.10
I got a date from this site too. If this thread is still open in two weeks, I'll probably talk about it.



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Since: 1.8.02
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#95 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.47
    Originally posted by Ubermonkeys
    So uh, is the whole deal where you're only 92% compatible with yourself a joke telling the user not to take the site too seriously?
They talk about that specific point in their FAQ (okcupid.com).
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Since: 14.4.04
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#96 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.00
What in the hell is "radcliffy"?
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Since: 2.1.02
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#97 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
    Originally posted by GoddamnJordan
    What in the hell is "radcliffy"?


I googled that, and just got results from okcupid, or people who said in their blogs "I am Radcliffy!"

I personally think that they made it up!






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#98 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.52
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.

"Finally You Can See Your Meat" (Roy.)


Cerebus: Could be worse... I date a Yankees fan. She's not diehard, but she doesn't ride any bandwagons.

Anyway, as long as we're still posting SN's, I'm not particularly imaginative. (Hint: Look left, at anything bold.) However, as you've seen, it'll be quite a while until I'm looking for anything beyond friends... sorry ladies.



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#99 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.63
I guess it's my turn to bow down to the feet of the great CRZ?

I just had an *amazing* 4 1/2 hour convo with a girl from the site. Had nothing to hide, talked freely. Two hours into it, we were practically finishing each others' sentences. It was scary/creepy for the both of us, yet totally exciting, we both agreed.

At the least, i've found a great new friend. You don't know how much this genuinely means to me, Zed.

Thank you. Anything you need man...

Now...sleepy time.





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and take off their underpants, my salsa,
look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa..."

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Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ

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#100 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.64
    Originally posted by Ubermonkeys
    So uh, is the whole deal where you're only 92% compatible with yourself a joke telling the user not to take the site too seriously?

    I think out of everyone here, I was closest to matching Jag, and that was only like 60-something-ish.


We are so totally meant for each other! (The W)

*Down towards the bottom*

Anyway, yeah you don't match up with yourself because they calculate the margin of error and then give you back the lowest number. So you are AT THE VERY LEAST 92% of what you are looking for in an ideal match.

-Jag



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