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#61 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.61
    Originally posted by emma
    Anybody else geeky enough (or OCD enough -- whichever) to notice that, under the "languages" dropdown, they snuck in C++ & LISP ? :-) (Fluent & OK, respectively.)


I went back and looked in the language options for C and BASIC to try to pad my stats. Unfortunately they were not listed.

The question is, why didn't we see *your* results of the test back in CRZ's original thread? :)



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#62 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.47
    Originally posted by Keeper
    The question is, why didn't we see *your* results of the test back in CRZ's original thread? :)

a) "That would be telling."
b) We wouldn't want to frighten anyone, now would we? ;->
c) A girl's got to maintain a certain aura of mystery, now doesn't she?
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#63 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.07
    Originally posted by emma
      Originally posted by Keeper
      The question is, why didn't we see *your* results of the test back in CRZ's original thread? :)

    a) "That would be telling."
    b) We wouldn't want to frighten anyone, now would we? ;->
    c) A girl's got to maintain a certain aura of mystery, now doesn't she?
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#64 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
My namesake was taken, so I am going by CerebusThe1st. Sorry, no pictures as yet cause I haven't gotten them up yet Hopefully this week, but I'M certainly in no rush, THAT'S for sure.

I keep finding out that women are WAY more hornier then I am, which almost scares me.

My 2nd date last night with Serena went REALLY well... as far as I can tell, she is NOT a psycho. If anyone is interested, and had noticed that I was away for OVER 24hrs... I slept on her COUCH, so NO I am not dead.

My next date for tonight is with Jean. She's LEGAL, so no underage drinking this time. We're meeting in about an hour from now, so I'll be sure to tell you all how this one goes as well... cause I just KNOW you are interested.

...Serena does NOT know about this however, which I kinda feel bad about and I'm tempted to call her and tell her cause she's REALLY sweet, but I don't want to be a total dork, so I might tell her AFTER the date.



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#65 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.60
    Originally posted by Cerebus
    >My 2nd date last night with Serena went REALLY well... as far as I can tell, she is NOT a psycho. If anyone is interested, and had noticed that I was away for OVER 24hrs... I slept on her COUCH, so NO I am not dead.






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#66 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.63
    Originally posted by Cerebus
    My namesake was taken, so I am going by CerebusThe1st. Sorry, no pictures as yet cause I haven't gotten them up yet Hopefully this week, but I'M certainly in no rush, THAT'S for sure.

    I keep finding out that women are WAY more hornier then I am, which almost scares me.

    My 2nd date last night with Serena went REALLY well... as far as I can tell, she is NOT a psycho. If anyone is interested, and had noticed that I was away for OVER 24hrs... I slept on her COUCH, so NO I am not dead.

    My next date for tonight is with Jean. She's LEGAL, so no underage drinking this time. We're meeting in about an hour from now, so I'll be sure to tell you all how this one goes as well... cause I just KNOW you are interested.

    ...Serena does NOT know about this however, which I kinda feel bad about and I'm tempted to call her and tell her cause she's REALLY sweet, but I don't want to be a total dork, so I might tell her AFTER the date.


wait, so you got two dates even without pics up? I wonder if we'd have the same results if we followed suit? Har.




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#67 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
Beware of people who put up fake pictures, they may be friends of ex's who are skank bitches.

...no it did not go well and I won't mention this cunt again.

BUT I'm not complaining...

I'm tired, go sleepy time now.



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#68 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.07
    Originally posted by Cerebus
    Beware of people who put up fake pictures, they may be friends of ex's who are skank bitches.

    ...no it did not go well and I won't mention this cunt again.

    BUT I'm not complaining...

    I'm tired, go sleepy time now.
I'm sorry, but surely you wouldn't give us 500+ words about the GOOD date and then *tease* us with THIS for your BAD date, would you? ;-)



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#69 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.00
Well this was quite a swerve.



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#70 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.22
    Originally posted by emma
      Originally posted by Keeper
      The question is, why didn't we see *your* results of the test back in CRZ's original thread? :)

    a) "That would be telling."
    b) We wouldn't want to frighten anyone, now would we? ;->
    c) A girl's got to maintain a certain aura of mystery, now doesn't she?



a) "That would be telling."

That only counts against siblings "telling Mom" :).

We wouldn't want to frighten anyone, now would we? ;->

There was nothing frightening about any of the answers. (except for Genghis Khunt, which *does* scare me somewhat (and that is not a bad thing :)))

c) A girl's got to maintain a certain aura of mystery, now doesn't she?

With no AIM, ICQ, or E-mail address in your profile, you certainly have that, (and although I shouldn't be posting this, I would like to know more!!) :)



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#71 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.64
So for those of us who have been stalking Keeper, are we now stalking Emma too, indirectly?

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#72 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.38
    Originally posted by Keeper
      Originally posted by emma
        Originally posted by Keeper
        The question is, why didn't we see *your* results of the test back in CRZ's original thread? :)

      a) "That would be telling."
      b) We wouldn't want to frighten anyone, now would we? ;->
      c) A girl's got to maintain a certain aura of mystery, now doesn't she?



    a) "That would be telling."

    That only counts against siblings "telling Mom" :).

    We wouldn't want to frighten anyone, now would we? ;->

    There was nothing frightening about any of the answers. (except for Genghis Khunt, which *does* scare me somewhat (and that is not a bad thing :)))

    c) A girl's got to maintain a certain aura of mystery, now doesn't she?

    With no AIM, ICQ, or E-mail address in your profile, you certainly have that, (and although I shouldn't be posting this, I would like to know more!!) :)


Not to mention that emma is only 3 years old. While she may be a child prodigy, I'd actually chalk it up to her super-secretive nature.

Jag - we were supposed to be stalking Keeper? Why didn't I get the memo?



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#73 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.64
Nobody wanted to include a creepy floating head in our elite group - you couldn't do the secret handshake. Of course once we found out that you were NOT a disembodied head you were holding a scary bat.

-Jag

Emma - don't listen to him. You still look like you're only 2! Well, maybe 2 and a half.

Added: Because Excalibur was having such bad luck, I decided to see what matches turned up for me in Madison. Well, the first time through there wasn't a cute one in the bunch. Checking again just this minute... we have cuties! ...and all their profiles indicate complete psychos. I'd move to Iowa if I were you.

(edited by Jaguar on 18.4.04 2236)


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#74 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.47
Woo-hoo! Not everybody gets stalked by the elite cadre of moderators & fashion reporters -- you coy flatterers! :-)

(edited by emma on 18.4.04 2225)
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#75 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.96
    Originally posted by emma
    Woo-hoo! Not everybody gets stalked by the elite cadre of moderators & fashion reporters -- you coy flatterers! :-)

    (edited by emma on 18.4.04 2225)

I so had my hopes up when I saw you were the last reply in this thread. They are dashed. And I am an unaffiliated stalker myself. I think. I might have missed getting my decoder ring in the mail.



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#76 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
*SIGH* ...I was hoping to get away with not saying anything about this one.

Well, I got over to the Orpheum around 10:30pm and sat at the bar drinking Guinness. I dressed just as I said I would, black pants, blue striped shirt, dark green coat, bright red string-bean tie, and hair sticking up to the heavens. I'm not 'GREAT' looking, but I make do with what god gave me and I looked quite all right if I do say so myself.

So I'm sitting there with my roommate Paul cause he loves to pay $9 to drink all the Miller Lite he can and listen to crappy emo music mixed in with the electroclash and new wave music that's usually played there on saturdays. About this time, Paul tells me the he thinks he sees my ex wife at the door. I see her about every few months, give her dirty looks while she enjoys seeing me squirm and act annoyed by the fact that she still goes out to palces that she KNOWS I'm gonna go to just to be a bitch. I see her come in with 2 other bitches and they just HAVE to go to the opposite side of the bar across from us. I give the looks, she she smiles and whispers to her friends and I wait for the stranger to show up.

Paul, ever the idiot, goes over and talks to them, leaving me to my beer. Sara, one of the bitches friends talks to Paul for a few minutes with him looking a little upset. He's repeatedly turning around looking at me and back at her, getting agitated, which is out of character for him usually.

He leaves them in a hurry while they gather around and start laughing really loudly. He gets back over to me and says let's go outside for a minute cause I'm not gonna like what he has to say, so I go, but I'm starting to get drunk by now after having the drinks at home before leaving and the four Guinness here already.

He tells me Sara wants to know "What kind of dork goes to nightclubs to meet strange girls off the internet. Just ask Robert that when you get back over to him." He says that she knew it was me from my EMail address I gave her after the second time contacting her.

We go back in, cause I take abuse rather well and our spot at the bar is already taken, which was fine by me, but I still wanted my beer. I gave another dirty look across the bar and went on my merry ,yet dissapointed way towards the dj booth. Noi, the dj, knows me kinda well and usually plays what ever I ask for cause he's just that kind of friend. I ask him to play BEING BORING by Pet Shop Boys and ALONE AGAIN OR by The Damned which was our wedding songs.
Noi says sure and I go back towards the bar where, by now, Paul has gotten us two seats again, and still in view of the bitch and her cronies.

a few songs later, and BEING BORING comes on. I look over and the I enjoy the pigmentation of the bitches face go away. She gets noticably upset, but is holding it in well. She gets another drink during the song and slams it in less then a minute and asks for another. ALONE AGAIN OR comes on and she bolts. The bartender hasn't even brought the other drink yet. Her friends follow after her.

-----

So there you have it, Jean wasn't a Jean after all and I got laughed at by mean, conniving bitches. I got drunk and made the exwife leave without having to say one word to her.

...you win some, you lose some.

EDIT: Sorry, this one is UNDER 500 words, but it FELT like more as I was typing it out.

(edited by Cerebus on 19.4.04 1406)


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#77 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.99
I'd say your only recourse is to begin some correspondence with some inmates at the local prisons, on her behalf, of course. (Not the REALLY bad ones, though, unless you WANT to.)



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#78 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.60
Or you could show up at the same club next week with the hot librarian chick. She's there with her female friends....and you, the "dork", are there with a perfectly wonderful person you met using a dorky online service.



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#79 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.07
    Originally posted by Cerebus
    *SIGH* ...I was hoping to get away with not saying anything about this one.
Well, if it's any consolation, that story was worth the wait...besides, it ended with HER suffering more than YOU were - hopefully Besides, if I read all this correctly, (a) you ended up not cheating on your other woman which is probably a good thing, and (b) your ex still has nobody in her life who wasn't wonderful enough that she couldn't be kept from trying to exact revenge on YOU instead of gettin' on with HERS

Not that I should really assume ANYTHING just from reading a post, but that didn't seem to stop me in this case. ;-)



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#80 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.60
And, either your ex or one of her friends were trolling on the site looking for dates, unless they somehow have the psychic ability to know that you would be on there.



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