"I enjoy cocaine because it's a fun thing to do. I enjoy the company of prostitutes because it's a fun thing to do. If you combine the two together, it's probably even more fun." -- Representative Robert Wexler (D - FL)
Considering that Zundian didn't post a link to the website, and considering that he lives in the region where Ebert's paper is circulated, I wouldn't be surprised if that's the review. He's done it lots of times before.