Found this column written on March 4, 2002, from reading the Sports Guy's Mailbag (and for some reason the link Simmons provided mysteriously disappeared). A very interesting read considering the events of the past couple months.
"How did the Cards go 11-5? How did Emmie Smith rush for 1,400 yards? How did Jeff Blake become the No. 3 rated passer in the NFL? You dreamt it, that's how."
It's pretty clear what this all means. Reggie Miller is Hush.
"When this bogus term alternative rock was being thrown at every '70s retro rehash folk group, we were challenging people to new sonic ideas. If some little snotty anarchist with an Apple Mac and an attitude thinks he invented dance music and the big rock group is coming into his territory, [that's] ridiculous." - Bono, 1997
If Shaq in fact is Superman (and I'm tremendously biased about this), that makes Damon Jones either Lois Lane or Jimmy Olsen. Although for being a matador on defense and disappearing from games, who's Eddie Jones, El Diablo?