A promo by "Jackpot" Jimmy Jessup is first, and he reminds me of the guy you've known since grade school who constantly annoys the hell out of you and you just want to smack the smarm right offa his face. I.E. not a bad heel promo.
Here's one for Hyjinx. He's got a jester-like outfit on, and cuts a goofy promo that actually is kinda funny. Miss Ginger is with him. This leads up to:
Match 1: Jessup vs Hyjinx with Miss Ginger
Slow start and deliberately paced. Hyjinx is all about the comedy for the first half, and Jessup is the foil. At one point, Ginger tags in, so Jessup tags in the ref. Hyjinx ensue! Hyjinx in the ring lands a couple nice moves, but dastardliness wins out.
Promo for Zubov, a bald guy who is coming back after dropping the local title.
Match 2: Zubov and Keemo the Samoan with Brooke Lynn (get it?)
Keemo is masked, but appears to be about as Samoan as The Honky Tonk Man. HE does have "Samoan" down the sides of his tights, so, my concerns are obviously unwarranted. Zubov starts out quick, but lets Keemo take over most of the offense. I say "lets" because Zubov is quite a bit bigger than the ersatz Samoan.
I would like to take this time out to say that the referee for these matches counts just slightly slower than Bronco Lubich after a bottle of sleeping pills.
But WHOA he speeds up for the last count after a spear. Zubov, who the announcers said had been training at a WWE developmental camp, gets the win.
There are some still shots at the end of matches that will be "on the DVD" and a final promo to finish it out. If you really like reeeeeally indy Southern stuff, it is at:
As of 2/28/05: 101 pounds since December 7, 2004 OFFICIAL THREE-MONTH COUNT: 112 pounds on March 9, 2005 OFFICIAL SIX-MONTH COUNT: 142 pounds on June 8, 2005 As of 10/24/05: 174 pounds "I've lost a light heavyweight"