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|  #2 Posted on 7.10.02 2015.01 | And remember, that wheel is TOTALLY RANDOM. No pre-planned matches tonight. That's why the steel cage was already in place BEFORE the wheel was ever spun.
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| #3 Posted on 7.10.02 2113.46 | I haven't actually seen RAW yet (West Coaster), but, wouldn't it make sense to have the cage already built, just in case it actually came up, to save time and such?
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| #4 Posted on 7.10.02 2128.50 | God I hope that there isn't a Coal Miner's Glove match. They ALWAYS suck.
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| #5 Posted on 7.10.02 2218.27 | | I really had my hopes up for a coal miner's glove match. Damn you vegas show girl match for taking it's chance to shine! We didn't even get a first blood match. Oh well, I won't complain, I thought the show rocked. | Super Shane Spear
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| #6 Posted on 7.10.02 2219.34 | Instant Rating: 3.08 | I personally wanted a "Capture the Midget" match. :(
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| #7 Posted on 7.10.02 2234.56 |
Originally posted by Super Shane Spear
I personally wanted a "Capture the Midget" match. :(
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| #8 Posted on 7.10.02 2251.30 | Showing how green I am again ... what's the rules for a "coal miner's glove" match?
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| #9 Posted on 7.10.02 2352.48 |
A Coal Miner's Glove match goes like dis:
A coal miner's glove is on a pole. The glove is just like those used by actual coal miners.
He who retrieves the glove first can use it for whacking his opponent, who will immediately brandish a snake and try to attack you with it.
Fear not, however, as the snake will just turn right around and attack your opponent. Sort of.
Failing that your opponent will hold the snake up to his face and pretend to be in incredible pain, although it's obvious to the viewer that the snake won't bite your opponent.
I think that's about it.
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| #10 Posted on 8.10.02 0835.14 |
Originally posted by BongHitter
And remember, that wheel is TOTALLY RANDOM. No pre-planned matches tonight. That's why the steel cage was already in place BEFORE the wheel was ever spun.
Oh my god! Do you mean wrestling is fake?!
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| #11 Posted on 8.10.02 0944.13 |
Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard
Originally posted by BongHitter
And remember, that wheel is TOTALLY RANDOM. No pre-planned matches tonight. That's why the steel cage was already in place BEFORE the wheel was ever spun.
Oh my god! Do you mean wrestling is fake?!
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| #12 Posted on 8.10.02 1642.06 | Should have had Golddust running around trying to scare people with a greasy hamburger. "Beware, Booker T...for this is my WhiteCastle of fear..." (ba-dum-boom)
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| #13 Posted on 8.10.02 1658.38 | I had to laugh when I saw the coal miner's glove on the wheel... did anyone see if a "Scaffold Match" was on the wheel? or a Casket Match?
Yeah, the wheel was riggerd- good! It is a fake show anyway, and we all know what happens if you let it be truly random...
They may not have had a coal miner's glove match, but they did have a "blindfold" match, which is equally as bad...
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| #14 Posted on 9.10.02 0118.30 | . . . and yet it came off quite well, IMO.
RAW's blindfold match was lightyears ahead of WM VII's attempt.
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| #15 Posted on 9.10.02 2058.48 | Yeah it would have been funny if HHH would have been stuck with a TLC match or a 4 way first blood match (or would that be last blood) for the tag titles. Of course those matches would have total sucked but it would have made it look far more believable.
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