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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.57
If you could promise me a commentary team of Mr. T (as Clubber), Larry Merchant, and George Foreman shilling for his grill, I would buy tickets to every showing of this movie for a month. But I would need to have at least 45 minutes straight of their commentary in the movie, and the promise of a dvd extra commentary track from them.

(edited by spf on 2.9.05 1016)


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Ahh yes, this topic just reminded me why Clubber Lang was on of the best villans in cinema. His lines were classic.
Just a snipit of my faves.

Interviewer: Do you hate Rocky?
Clubber Lang: No, I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool.
Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: My prediction? Pain.

Clubber Lang: I'm the baddest man in the world.
Rocky Balboa: You don't look so bad to me.
Clubber Lang: What did you say, Paper Champion? I'll beat you like a dog, a dog, you hear?

Clubber Lang: [to Adrain] "Hey, woman! Hey, woman! Listen here, since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you'd like to see a real man! I bet you stay up late every night dreaming you had a real man, don't you? Why don't you bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man!"

and of course "DEAD MEAT"

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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.58
(Rocky and Clubber at the start of their 2nd fight, in the middle of the ring after getting their instructions from the referee)

Clubber: "I'm gonna bust you up."
Rocky: "Go for it."
Clubber(walking back to his corner): "That fools crazy."

"Oh it's on like Donkey Kong !!!" - Stifler, American Wedding

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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.08
    Originally posted by OMEGA
      Originally posted by JayJayDean
      Clubber Lang is a commentator.

    Okay, I'll backtrack on my earlier comments. If this is gonna' be just two hours of Mr. T and George Foreman calling boxing matches then it could very well end up being the greatest movie of all time~!

    (edited by OMEGA on 30.8.05 1423)

The Mike Tyson-before-Mike Tyson thing about Clubber Lang has been said before, but this puts him closer to his true lineage: the fictional embodiment of the joke that Richard Pryor told about the attitude of 70s-era George Foreman:

"Which one's the referee? Cause I'm gonna KIIIIILL the other motherfucker."

"He's too much of gentleman to assume that the lady he is with would have a disease and he's man enough to raise any offspring that should arise. HE IS AL WILSON."[-DEAN~, 7/22/05]
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