I was drastically edited - I was concerned that'd happen. I'll dig up my (also highly edited, but SELF-edited at least) original version later if you're dying to see how the newspaper business works and the reason the Internet is pushing them out of business. ;-)
I'm almost certain my invitation to write came from a comment I added to one of the paper's blog postings about the Kraftwerk concert. So, there's your lesson, kids - always make your voice heard or the reporters will never find you!
It looks like the screen you would see when you put your cartridge in wrong. Good tie but not one of my favorites. Although, everytime I look at it I see the squares spinning like really bad centipedes.