Seriously, though, Wang Zhu Zhu has been a non-factor for the Mavs for his two years there. Not a shocking move by the Clip Joint to sign useless talent. Maybe Lamar Odom can teach him to inhale while toking.
"Your solitude is welcome, welcome... Your attitude is welcome, welcome!"
To the Lakers? No. The Wizards were bad enough, but this just wouldn't be right. It'd be like Wayne Gretzky coming back to play for the Calgary Flames, or Joe Montana coming back to play for the Dallas Cowboys. Could Jordan do it? Probably.