I'm puttin' my cash on Chyna. Ah, who am I kidding?! Joey's gonna break out the old mack skills and get Chyna in bed before the bell rings!
"All born equal unless you're Canadian Then halfway through decay like Uranium You define what's death-defying Get the most out of life or at the least die trying Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train? Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane? Have really good times doing really bad things ‘Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady sings Like Elton John with his candle in the wind It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin' Don't expect a bright light no just curtains Life is like a penis most people don't know it But most people suck so they usually blow it"
From "Take The Long Way Home", by The Bloodhound Gang
Spotlight hogging addicition? What? She's a performer on Television, who is no longer featured on the show where she became famous. So she becomes featured on other shows. How is this different from ANYONE in the TV industry? It's not. No need to hate on Chyna just because you didn't like her in the WWF. Anyway, Chyna doesn't exist anymore, and neither does the WWF.
"You gotta hate somebody before this is over. Them, me, it doesn't matter."
"Hate, who do I hate? You tell me."
"Who do you love?"
-Wintermute to Case in William Gibson's Neuromancer
With Austin gone and since we're half way through the year, I thought it might be interesting to look back at the first half of 2002's Raw Main Events and see the percentage of Raws that ended with a match as opposed to an angle/interview and the percenta...