They had a field day with this story on the ESPN morning show, including playing Whitesnake songs while discussing it.
Of course, the funniest thing was hearing Kitaen called an actress.
"The best reason for committing loathsome & detestable acts -and let's face it, I am considerably something of an expert in the field - is purely for their own sake. Monetary gain is all very well, but it dilutes the tastes of wickedness to a lower level that is obtainable by anyone will an overdeveloped sense of avarice. True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good - and we all know how rare THAT is." - Acheron Hades, THE EYRE AFFAIR by Jaspar Fforde
To be fair to Flair Drew has been pretty healthy recently, only going on the DL for any length of time when he got plunked on the wrist. See his last five years (yoinked from a thread on minorleagueball.com): .252/.349/.429 (135 games) .289/.374/.