Bah. I'm as heterosexual as the next guy, but those pics are pretty boring. Besides, who the hell wears jewelry, arm-length gloves (if that's what they call 'em... sue me, I'm uncultured) and nothing else into a bathtub?
I know, I know, it's supposed to be a classy magazine. But the less clothing, the better, in my view. In Christy's case, though, I believe I'll make an exception-- even though I dig redheads most of all.
“You want to watch the karo-net match, she wants to listen to music, so you compromise. You listen to music. You like Earth jazz, she likes Klingon opera, so you compromise-- you listen to Klingon opera.” --Odo, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
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She looks downright ugly in that last one with the red dress and nips out. I don't even get what that one's supposed to mean. The photographer should be fired, he had plenty to work with and delivered nothin' special.
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Okay, what is this with her face? Her lips look incredibly fake (a lip job is maybe the most ridiculous thing a woman could do), and her face is downright ugly to look at. In my opinion the face is still the most important thing to look at, even at nudie pics, so this ain't working for me.
She's got a cute smile, nice butt and is nekkid... You'll hear no complaints from me!
Well... Maybe the glaring lack of lesbian lovin', anal fisting or golden showers makes the whole shoot a bit ho-hum. But Hef's a prude anyway and won't cater to the raincoaters, so it's not unexpected.
I wish I could respect the law. I can't. The law is a whore who demands payment up front, and then attempts to evade providing the service paid for.
I'm going to quote someone from a radio show/web board. She's just like all the rest of the WWE, "vanilla whores", diva contestants.
DISCLAIMER: The views stated above are about the WWE and there current roster of non-wrestling or "eye candy" women. Not the general women population on this board or the generally nice women in the world. Thanks.
J.J. Dillon: "I'd rather flip burgers at McDonald's than work for Vince McMahon again." July 3, 2004 New Era Of Wrestling
Right, because then we all complain about a lack of roster-depth due to (neck) injuries. And then potentially complain about how the evil WWE doesn't do enough to protect the health of its wrestlers when said injuries cause them to: