1. The Fabulous Two (Mitch Ryder and Shayne Hawke)  def. Create-a-Wrestler and Player Uno  2. Ophidian def. Bobby Dempsey 3. Hallowicked def. Amasis 4. Pelle Primeau def. Icarus 5. Rey de Voladores Eliminator: Helios defeats Lince Dorado, PSYCHO and TJ Cannon. 6. The Order of the Neo-Solar Temple def. El Pantera and The Colony 7. Mike Quackenbush and Shane Storm  def Team FIST (Chuck Taylor and Gran Akuma)  8. Claudio Castagnoli def. Jorge "Skayde" Rivera 9. Rey de Voladores Eliminator: Incognito defeats Stupefied, Sonjay Dutt and Turboman
1. Bobby Dempsey and Sara del Rey def. Chuck Taylor and Daizee Haze 2. Gran Akuma def. PSYCHO 3. Tim Donst and Hydra def. Super Smash Bros 4. Vin Gerard def. Lince Dorado 5. Claudio Castagnoli, El Pantera and Sonjay Dutt def. Mike Quackenbush, Jorge "Skayde" Rivera and Turboman 6. Eddie Kingston def. Shane Storm 7. The Colony def. The Fabulous Three 8. Brodie Lee def. Pelle Primeau 9. CHIKARA Campeonatos de Parejas: Incoherence [c] (2-0) The Osirian Portal 9a. Delirious pins Ophidian. Incoherence up 1-0 9b. Incoherence pin Amasis to win the match 2-0 10. Rey de Voladores Finals: Incognito def. Helios to become the 2008 Rey de Voladores.
Next: Anniversario shows in MA and CT next weekend
LMAO! So does that make him "Psycho" Steve Austin? Or Stone Cold Steve Viscious? Or Stone Cold Steve Justice? At least we can understand what Austin's saying, right? If he brings a squeegee to the ring, it's all over. Wait.