I don't get it. If a fan runs on the court and does nothing, doesn't he usually get a night in the clink? Couldn't we make these guys at least spend one night in a federal pound-them-in-the-ass jail cell?
Funny you should mention that. Shortly after Michael Jordan returned to the Bulls, and Magic Johnson re-joined the Lakers as a backup power forward, I saw a commercial. It was for some beer, I guess-- I don't remember.