You gotta admit, these complaints make even us wrestling fans look like sad, pathetic losers, and that's a tall mountain to climb.
"Call POST and complain! I did!"
"I'm going to go kill myself now."
Though "I don't see a problem in replacing one caveman with another", I thought was funny.
"Y'know, it has been a year since the last [Royal Rumble], I'm very sketchy on this, so bear with me here. If I Brogue Kick that small little head of yours over the top rope, and your body stays in the ring, tell me, fella, does that count as an elimination?" --Sheamus, to Randy Orton, SmackDown 1/4/13
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I love Savage's retort to Gene's comment that he has to get along with his partner, Ric Flair, during the Lethal Lottery: "I don't mind dragging a dead partner from match to match." Hee. Flair honestly has to cheat to beat VK Wallstreet?!