You gotta admit, these complaints make even us wrestling fans look like sad, pathetic losers, and that's a tall mountain to climb.
"Call POST and complain! I did!"
"I'm going to go kill myself now."
Though "I don't see a problem in replacing one caveman with another", I thought was funny.
"Y'know, it has been a year since the last [Royal Rumble], I'm very sketchy on this, so bear with me here. If I Brogue Kick that small little head of yours over the top rope, and your body stays in the ring, tell me, fella, does that count as an elimination?" --Sheamus, to Randy Orton, SmackDown 1/4/13
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Just for something to keep me distracted from looking at spoilers, I tallied up how many Main Events each wrestler has been in in the last 24 PPVs. In the case of elimination matches I only counted the final two. Austin - 9 - Back, but for how long?