Well, for those who were hoping for any juicy stories of rats and who Cena might have been doing on the road (ass/u/m(e)-ing he even was doing anyone on the road), too bad for you. Probably for the best for all parties to get this quickly and quietly done.
Why yes, I am both a musician and a lawyer. Thanks for asking. :)
It's EZBoard Day! I remember the EZBoard. Good times. The John Cena era of Smackdown is back, as he got both the opening promo and the main event match which (including entrances) spanned four segments.