Well, for those who were hoping for any juicy stories of rats and who Cena might have been doing on the road (ass/u/m(e)-ing he even was doing anyone on the road), too bad for you. Probably for the best for all parties to get this quickly and quietly done.
Why yes, I am both a musician and a lawyer. Thanks for asking. :)
Well, if you go by the storyline logic Randy would be rushing back to get with Stacy. Now I don't know about you but I would be rushing to get back with Miss Keibler and not really be paying attention to what's happening behind me.