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#61 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
    Originally posted by Kevintripod
    Now:

    Jenny McCarthy
    Salma Hayek
    Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Lacey Chubert
    Nikki Cox
    Ann Coulter
    Eva Longoria
    Jessica Alba
    Linda Cardellini


Um, I don't think you should be mocking anyone else's picks ;)



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#62 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.00
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#63 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.28
    Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
      Originally posted by Kevintripod
      Now:

      Jenny McCarthy
      Salma Hayek
      Jennifer Love Hewitt
      Lacey Chubert
      Nikki Cox
      Ann Coulter
      Eva Longoria
      Jessica Alba
      Linda Cardellini


    Um, I don't think you should be mocking anyone else's picks ;)


Dude, I wouldn't say I have a crush on her, but I think Ann's nice looking and I enjoy all sorts of stimulation, including intellectual.



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#64 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.65
    Originally posted by AWArulz
      Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
        Originally posted by Kevintripod
        Now:

        Jenny McCarthy
        Salma Hayek
        Jennifer Love Hewitt
        Lacey Chubert
        Nikki Cox
        Ann Coulter
        Eva Longoria
        Jessica Alba
        Linda Cardellini


      Um, I don't think you should be mocking anyone else's picks ;)


    Dude, I wouldn't say I have a crush on her, but I think Ann's nice looking and I enjoy all sorts of stimulation, including intellectual.


Yeah...what he said.

Now I could definitely see if someone was on the "far left" and not liking her. lol



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OlFuzzyBastard
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#65 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.37
I'd be afraid to say anything bad about Ann Coulter, out of fear she'd beat me to death with her huge cock.

Seriously, dude, she's got an Adam's Apple. She's not fooling anyone.



My absolute first crush, and I'm shocked we haven't seen her name more in a board full of wrestling fans, was the lovely Miss Elizabeth.

Other old ones that have faded over time:
*Cindy Crawford

*Pamela Anderson

*Jeneane Garafalo - The blond hair isn't working for her, like, at all, and she's taking the whole "I don't give a damn about my appearance" gimmick way too far these days, but I defy anyone - I don't care how far to the right they are - to watch old reruns of "The Ben Stiller Show" and not be completely and totally in love with her.

*Lita - Nothing to do with Edge/Matt Hardy here, she's just become increasingly more "busted", I do believe the kids say, as time rolls on.

*Stephanie McMahon - Does anyone remember how cute she used to be before she became Chyna?

*Thora Birch - Never been more in love with a fictional character than Enid in "Ghost World", but once the rumors about Fred Durst started up, this one faded pretty quickly. Even in dreams, I've got no desire to go anywhere he's been first. You could get syphillis just thinking about it.

*Christina Ricci - Actually, I'm not sure which list she belongs on. She's on the current list the years she eats, this list otherwise.

CURRENT:
*Natalie Portman - You know what sealed the deal? When she started making the rounds to support Episode III while shooting V Is For Vendetta and she was still unspeakably gorgeous bald. Almost no one can pull that off.

*Keira Knightley - If you've got Natalie Portman on your list, you really ought to have Keira as well.

*Maggie Gyllenhaal - Did anyone else see her on Conan back when she was promoting "Secretary" and talking about all the research she had to do into the BDSM lifestyle to prepare for the role? I don't know what it says about me that I've been completely in love with her since that night, but I'm a little worried.

*Tina Fey - Dammit, she needs to get back from maternity leave and quick. There's been no reason at all to watch SNL thusfar.

*Michelle Branch - Before she went into her punk rock phase, my sister had a brief stretch where she was really into those super-dreary borderline Christian rock bands that stunk up the radio around 2001. Her favorites were Lifehouse, a band so dull they made Nickelback look like Van Halen.

Anyway, about two weeks after 9/11, they came through town and shockingly (and disappointingly), the show wasn't cancelled. So I decided to be a nice guy and I took her, even though I've never been the type of person comfortable in a crowded area where everyone's t-shirt has a corporate logo remodeled to say something about Jesus. (Man, did she get pissed when I gave the bands that "devil sign" thing after a song. You've got to make your own fun.)

It was a remarkably tiny club and since we certainly weren't in anything resembling a mosh pit crowd, we were about six, maybe seven feet from the stage. The first opening act was an incredibly forgettable group called The Calling. And the second was some girl I had never heard of named Michelle Branch.

Oh my fucking god.

The set was just okay - although in between those two bands it sounded like the greatest music in the world. But she was just so impossibly beautiful, the whole thing was captivating. And I swear to god we made eye contact for, like, fifteen seconds.

The greatest thrill of my life.


EDIT: Hit submit before I finished that overlong and pointless ancedote.

(edited by OlFuzzyBastard on 13.10.05 0907)


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#66 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.65
    Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard
    Thora Birch - Never been more in love with a fictional character than Enid in "Ghost World", but once the rumors about Fred Durst started up, this one faded pretty quickly. Even in dreams, I've got no desire to go anywhere he's been first.



I was like that with Carmen Electra. I just could never get into anyone (no pun intended) after Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro had been there first.



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ICEMAN
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#67 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.46
I agree with OlFuzzyBastard about Natalie Portman. I feel dirty.


And I can't wait to see "V for Vendetta".



Tribal Prophet
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Since: 9.1.02
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#68 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.59
I don't even know where to start, but to try to keep the list from being a hundred items long:

Back in the day:
Amy Jo Johnson
Alyssa Milano
Hudson Leick
Alexandra Tydings
Elisha Cuthbert
'Holly' from the Price is Right
Christina Applegate
Kristy McNichol


Now a days:
Elena Dementieva
Portia De Rossi
Trish Stratus
Kelly Ripa
Kirsten Dunst
Alyson Hannigan
Eliza Dushku

(edited by Tribal Prophet on 16.10.05 2226)
R-Dub
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Since: 25.8.05
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#69 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.00
In no particular order...

Rachel Weisz
Jessica Alba
Alyssa Milano


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#70 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.44
I used to have a huge crush on Christina Ricci until she made herself all skinny and sickly looking.

A school boy crush on Molly Holly when she had the curly blonde hair.

I still have a perverted crush on Angelina Jolie.

I also kinda dig that goth looking girl on the Navy show on CBS that I've never watched, but see previews for when watching football.



El Nastio
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#71 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.33
1) Alicia Silverstone. Number one with a bullet.
2) Tina Fey.
3) Trish Stratus.


That's all for now, I believe. Lot's of good looking women out there, so you never whoch one of them may pop up on these lists.




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#72 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.32
Then:
Jaclyn Smith
Cheryl Ladd
Olivia Newton-John

Now:
Jennifer Aniston
Leah Remini
Marisa Tomei
Elisha Cuthbert

And yeah...the world lost a beautiful woman when Miss Elizabeth passed away.

(edited by britishiles on 1.11.05 0914)


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