I keep forgetting to mention this, so here you are. Monday I start a new (real) job working full-time for VERITAS Software as a Sr. Tech Support Engineer for their NetBackup Unix product. There it is. Now you know.
Hopefully I can get up to speed just in time for Symantec to take over and let me go. Noooo that's negative thinking! I'm going to be at THIS place for ANOTHER seven years! Yeah!