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|#21 Posted on 24.1.03 2031.55 |
Test is completely disheveled at the thought of being chosen to shave Albert's back this week.
Cole: It's amazing -- Tazz's digits keep disappearing. As you can see, a couple have disappeared right in front of his face. The others -- well, it looks like they're trying to find Michael, Jr., ifyannowhatImean.
Earl: Don't be looking at me when this 'Roid freak to my left sucks the heat out of this building and the Eastern half of the United States. It's Vince's fault for getting him!
RVD: Dude... that Katie Vick musta been right -- you *do* have a burnt little wiener. I could hold that with my roach clip!
I've heard of product placement, but that damn tattoo is ridiculous!
Brock Lesnar demonstrates the Minnesota way of rolling toilet paper.
"You had Jupiter, but you put it on Uranus." -- Marc Summers, on "WinTuition."
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|#22 Posted on 24.1.03 2321.01 |
|1) Test prayed for blindness after seeing the latest RAW angle--Nude Geriatric Volleyball with Mae & Moohlah.|
2) Tazz's extremely dark glasses made picking his nose inconspicuously an exremely difficult task.
3)"I can't decide what turns me on more. . .those purple thong undies or those TIGHT RED SHORTS," Steiner thought, dreaming of a long walk in the park with HHH after the match.
4) RVD was unprepared for the coming of Galactus . . .
5) "Yup, two whole fingers. That's when I learned I can't eat too much cheese."
"Yeah, well, the movie lied."
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|#23 Posted on 25.1.03 1342.39 | Instant Rating: 10.00|
|1) Test, while trying to show emotion during Stacy's injury angle, finally realizes now that it isn't always true that "girls never fart".|
2) The view through a gypsy's crystal ball, at what Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith will look like for "Men In Black III".
3) Hebner: "What do you mean you guys are working for twenty minutes???"
4) RVD: "You know, Kane, I think I see a bag of speed on the one rafter to my right..."
5) Brock Lesnar mentions and impersonates his former favourite WWE superstar from the 80s. Quite the tragic boating accident he had in 1990, eh, Brock?
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|#24 Posted on 27.1.03 1450.47 |
|1. Test: "I can't believe what Jericho did to that poor ringpost." |
2. Cole: "Before we get to that scintillating A-Train vs. Bill Demott match, Tazz will show you how to say 'nobody's here' in sign language, kids!"
3. Hebner: "And to think people wanted to see this match a few years ago?"
4. RVD: "Dude, that better be mayonaise from the food court sandwiches."
5. Brock: "I'd never seen an Amish drive-by before."
(edited by darkdragoon on 27.1.03 1251)
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|#25 Posted on 27.1.03 2035.45 |
"This isn't what you promised Jim....you promised hair for push, HAIR FOR PUSH!!!! GIMME BACK MY HAIR!!!! *sob*"
"Tazz: And if I push my brain here, I pee.
Cole: What a manuver!"
HHH: That's right Earl, I stole Billy's underwear....now I'm coming for YOU....
"Fucking Cheshire Cat and his little Eat Me Drink Me signs....I'm gonna cry
"So yeah, Dave Colier was a major influence on me growing up. Cut...it...out! ....what do you mean it's not funny? Don't make me hurt you!
It's like WWE dangling a shiny gold coin in one hand while giving you an enema with the other, which I'm assuming is quite hard to do, but WWE is pulling it off - SKLOKAZOID
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|#26 Posted on 27.1.03 2102.24 |
"For you see, the colonoscopy is a procedure that involves the inspection of the bowel with a video camera apparatus inside a long flexible hose. It is used to investigate various digestive problems such as abdominal pains, unexplained diarrhoea and / or unexplained constipation. The colonoscopy is an alternative procedure to the barium enema for large bowel investigations, and has the advantage of allowing the doctor to take small samples of tissue (biopsies) or remove polyps. The flexible sigmoidoscopy is similar to the full colonoscope, but only examines the anus and a short section of the large intestine beyond. Before being admitted, patients are usually asked to fast so that the tract is clear for viewing. (Different gastroenterologists at Nepean Hospital provide slightly different preparation instructions for their patients - click on the name of your doctor to see your particular instructions if you are booked in for a colonoscopy here)."
All I know is, it's not a good sign if your doctor comes into the room wearing a "Here Comes The Pain" shirt.
(edited by KaneRobot on 27.1.03 2208)
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|#27 Posted on 27.1.03 2237.48 |
You know how sometimes you put your hand over your face to sneeze and you accidentally blow snot all over your hand, but there are no tissues anywhere even near you? That's what Test goes through every day of his life.
Employing the Laws of Cartoon Physics, Tazz begins blowing his hand up like a rubber glove so that he can use it to float to the ceiling and drop a couple anvils on people.
Just to humour the old guy in his declining years, Triple H decided against telling Earl Hebner that his repeated attempts to point to the patch on his chest were ending in failure.
"Whoa mama, that Kane is HUGE!"
"Good one, Tiny RVD!"
"I'm just sayin' he's big, that's all."
From the time he was but a lad and saw Saturday Night Fever, Brock Lesnar idolized the fluid and graceful dancing of John Travolta. And when Pulp Fiction came out, Brock was finally able to emulate his boyhood hero's slick moves.
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|#28 Posted on 28.1.03 0127.52 |
Test: "Jeezus, Rikishi's been in the Chilli again....."
Cole: "Well you see Mr. Bond, if you do not comply, I'll simply have Oddjob
rub ya out, see myaaaaaa."
Hebner: "Can someone get me a translator here?"
And now a scene from the Long Dong Silver movie Slongs of Fiyaa
RVD: "Mr. Yankem, are you trying to seduce me"
Brock: "...well ya see guys, It's like warm apple pie"
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