Test is completely disheveled at the thought of being chosen to shave Albert's back this week. 2)
Cole: It's amazing -- Tazz's digits keep disappearing. As you can see, a couple have disappeared right in front of his face. The others -- well, it looks like they're trying to find Michael, Jr., ifyannowhatImean. 3)
Earl: Don't be looking at me when this 'Roid freak to my left sucks the heat out of this building and the Eastern half of the United States. It's Vince's fault for getting him! 4)
RVD: Dude... that Katie Vick musta been right -- you *do* have a burnt little wiener. I could hold that with my roach clip! 5)
I've heard of product placement, but that damn tattoo is ridiculous!
Brock Lesnar demonstrates the Minnesota way of rolling toilet paper.
"You had Jupiter, but you put it on Uranus." -- Marc Summers, on "WinTuition." WVY!FF 2k2 Champion
"For you see, the colonoscopy is a procedure that involves the inspection of the bowel with a video camera apparatus inside a long flexible hose. It is used to investigate various digestive problems such as abdominal pains, unexplained diarrhoea and / or unexplained constipation. The colonoscopy is an alternative procedure to the barium enema for large bowel investigations, and has the advantage of allowing the doctor to take small samples of tissue (biopsies) or remove polyps. The flexible sigmoidoscopy is similar to the full colonoscope, but only examines the anus and a short section of the large intestine beyond. Before being admitted, patients are usually asked to fast so that the tract is clear for viewing. (Different gastroenterologists at Nepean Hospital provide slightly different preparation instructions for their patients - click on the name of your doctor to see your particular instructions if you are booked in for a colonoscopy here)."
All I know is, it's not a good sign if your doctor comes into the room wearing a "Here Comes The Pain" shirt.
You know how sometimes you put your hand over your face to sneeze and you accidentally blow snot all over your hand, but there are no tissues anywhere even near you? That's what Test goes through every day of his life.
Employing the Laws of Cartoon Physics, Tazz begins blowing his hand up like a rubber glove so that he can use it to float to the ceiling and drop a couple anvils on people.
Just to humour the old guy in his declining years, Triple H decided against telling Earl Hebner that his repeated attempts to point to the patch on his chest were ending in failure.
"Whoa mama, that Kane is HUGE!" "Good one, Tiny RVD!" "I'm just sayin' he's big, that's all."
From the time he was but a lad and saw Saturday Night Fever, Brock Lesnar idolized the fluid and graceful dancing of John Travolta. And when Pulp Fiction came out, Brock was finally able to emulate his boyhood hero's slick moves.
I really, really dug the Beautiful Day video package for Triple H's return. So much so that me and a coupla friends spent an afternoon putting together a "WWF Title History" package to the song. Came out quite well actually.