Have I ever told you how much I love these things? Thanks, Kawshen.
WWE considered having Benoit and Batista join SmackDown! in the draft lottery and join JBL's cabinet, but once they realized how stupid they looked in those hats, they surprisingly came to their senses.
Benoit: "Holy shit, she's fine." Christian: "Bah. Nothing I haven't already seen. Trish's is better, though."
Cena: "And if you think the image of me holding the WWE Title looks offensive now, just you wait 'til next week, bitches!"
Daniels: "Heeey, Elix... that's a nice shirt."
Flair: "Who said girls and LSD don't mix? WOO!"
Hopefully after Batista kicks Triple H's ass again, Trips'll get busted down to curtain-jerker, and this guy will be his next opponent. A guy can dream.
Edge: "Oh, no, he did NOT just do the Spear. I invented the spear, JR, and for Goldberg to blatantly steal it makes me sooooo angry."
[I had to resist the temptation to rip Edge a new one again over the Matt/Lita situation, so you should be proud of me for that.]
Long: "Now wait a minute there playa. Maybe you didn't get the memo, but all of you are being de-pushed. The #1 contendership will be decided between Muhammad Hassan, Chris Masters, Gene Snitsky and Heidenreich! Holla, playa."
Snitsky: "This is what I had to do to earn my WWE Title shot. You'd have done the same thing in my position, damn you."
Monty Brown: "Holy shit, Mike, you've aged about 30 years in the four years since WCW shut down."
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(edited by ekedolphin on 13.4.05 0151) “Hi, Haley. Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.” --Elan, The Order of the Stick
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Chrisitan fights falling asleep as Linda McMahon tries to eplain to the locker room how they can get ahead by use of a pyramid (3)
Much to John Cena's dismay, there is no show called "Pimp My Belt"( 4)
"Oh by the way your shoe's untied *THWAP* Don't be so GULLIBLE, Skipper. Hello, anybody home?" (5)
Screen test for Ric Flair: International Jet-Flyin Limo Ridin Kiss Stealin Wheeler-Dealin Son of A Gun Of Mystery WHOO BABY WHOO (6)
In light of The Iron Chef moving from Asian TV and The Office from the BBC, the WWE tries to adapt an American version of the Japanese cult favorite The Screamer, starring HHH (10)
One minute, Monty Brown vehemently denies having post-concussion syndrome after taking too many guitar shots to the head, but the next minute, he's heard saying to Tenay, "My name is Montgomery J. Brown, millionaire...I own a mansion and a yacht"
(edited by Blanket Jackson on 13.4.05 1010) "Meet the kite-eating tree you son of a bitch!"
Triple H:''I'll give you 50 bucks to make the first ever pro Triple H sign, TAKE THE MONEY!'' (7)
Edge:''Holy crap, that's NOT my brother?'' (8)
Long:''Ok, lets play who deserves to be fired game, first, who was on WrestleMania?, Ok Booker, You're fired'' Eddie:''Hey homes, you werent on Mania either'' Long:''Ok, i quit'' Booker:''Do i get my job back?'' (9)
Benoit: “I guess Vince is really sold on Layfield’s gimmick – but I think he’s overestimating the crowd response for the Bradshaw World Order.” Batista: “Nice suits, though – quality fabric.” (2)
While Christian critiqued the production values of the FBI’s new training film, “How To Search Female Detainees”, the other new agents found themselves enthralled by the images – and unable to stand up. (3)
”You think this hat and jersey look ridiculous? Wait until you see what I do with this belt!” (4)
”Hey, there’s a spot on your shirt…GOTCHA!” (5)
After being hit in the head with a whiskey bottle meant for Triple H, Flair hallucinated that it was twenty years ago - when women wanted him and nobody was making a career by leeching off of his reputation. (6)
Triple H’s new contest: a shouting match with random fans – winner gets to decimate Kane’s career (again). (7)
Edge suddenly realizes that Triple H didn’t ask him to participate in his contest. (8)
Booker T: “Let me past, sucka – I belong in the Title picture!” Long: “Can’t do it, playa – boss said only white guys get past.” Big Show: “I’m white!” Long: “OK – only non-jive white guys!” Angle: “So how did Layfield get past?” Long: “Uh…” (9)
Snitsky tries his hand as a fashion consultant. (10)
Cole and Booker T were never the same after their trip through the Time Tunnel.
I'm going twenty-four hours a day...I can't seem to stop - "Turn Up The Radio", Autograph
Wiener Of The Day - June 10th, 2003 W Of The Day - September 11th, 2004 (add spooky music here)
He does the same routine when taking a chair shot. Every single motherfucking time. The guy's hand is already six inches in front of his face, before the chair makes contact. And EVERY time, JR has to cover with: